"Stupid varmint tried to rob the store I was working at. What he didn't know is that I come in loaded for zombie."
They should film that story and show it every Christmas.
Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
WindSparrow - Jul 14, 2009 5:44:40 am PDT #16571 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
omnis_audis - Jul 14, 2009 6:04:07 am PDT #16572 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
dude! That robber is lucky the shop wasn't packing heat without an orange tip. Kudos to the employee for catching that minor detail. Reminds me of Lock, Stock, & Two Smoking Barrels, with the wee word "Replica" engraved on the firearms.
Have I mentioned hating phones? Supposed to have phone call with super!busy designer. Then it was "while I'm on the train". Then he took a 5am train, so no call. Now I'm waiting before I drive to work, cuz I don't want to talk while driving. I love holding patterns. :: whistles ::
brenda m - Jul 14, 2009 6:07:47 am PDT #16573 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
How the hell does a gas station in Alabama have a cricket bat?
Trudy Booth - Jul 14, 2009 6:08:37 am PDT #16574 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Maybe they meant the former Soviet state of Alambama?
Laga - Jul 14, 2009 6:10:32 am PDT #16575 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I'm off for my "life options" class. Back after 4.
Vortex - Jul 14, 2009 6:10:41 am PDT #16576 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
How the hell does a gas station in Alabama have a cricket bat?
I was disappointed that they didn't get into that. However, I would surmise that the store clerk was from a country that (who?) plays cricket. Cricket folks are very enthusiastic. In the spring, the Caribbean students play cricket on the yard in front of my building.
omnis_audis - Jul 14, 2009 6:17:11 am PDT #16577 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Ha! In my gronk filled brain, I thought it said "ALBANY", as in NY capital. Dude! Even more amazing. NY has some strict gun laws. The south, nsm! Robber!boy is LUCKY!
omnis_audis - Jul 14, 2009 7:08:54 am PDT #16578 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
oops. did I break it?
:: taps gloweyglass ::
Anyone there?
Hil R. - Jul 14, 2009 7:17:31 am PDT #16579 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I'm here. I'm pondering getting dressed and going to get some work done. I don't particularly feel like it, but I know that I should. I just had a huge spinach salad, so maybe all that iron will give me some energy.
Glamcookie - Jul 14, 2009 7:22:57 am PDT #16580 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
I'm having my first coffee of the pregnancy! I'm falling asleep at my desk and having some :ahem: bathroom issues that I'm hoping a little cup of Joe might help with. Only half a cup, but still! Coffee!