That's not what the porno version was called.
What was it? "Lord of the Cock-rings"?
Did you never see the Jack-Black-as-Frodo parody?!? [link]
Angel: Eve. So, I guess we should, I don't know, talk? Eve: About what? Angel: About what happened back there with us. Eve: Angel, it's not like this is the first time I've had sex under a mystical influence. I went to U.C. Santa Cruz.
'Life of the Party'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Steph L. - Jul 13, 2009 9:17:25 am PDT #16432 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Vortex - Jul 13, 2009 9:17:57 am PDT #16433 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I am not clicking on Omnis' link. Although I will add that I know someone who was asked to star in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Bone.
eta: edited to fix grammar fail.
omnis_audis - Jul 13, 2009 9:18:14 am PDT #16434 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Am unable to participate in LotR discussion, as my knowledge of it is shaky. It's more than nothing, but it's not extensive. (Does this make me an inadequate geek?)I hope not. I envy those who take the time to learn all this stuff about it, but I've only read the books twice, and listened to the Audio Books once, and well, the Peter Jackson movies, of course.
Steph L. - Jul 13, 2009 9:19:23 am PDT #16435 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
The geekfest over Tolkein and Trek is reminding me of the quote from Rio (Rio! COME BACK, FUCKO!) about how listening to people geek out about Trek makes her know what dogs feel like.
Gudanov - Jul 13, 2009 9:19:54 am PDT #16436 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
I just started watching the movies again during my workouts. It's been awhile since I've seen them.
The Peter Jackson movies, not the porno versions.
Laura - Jul 13, 2009 9:21:05 am PDT #16437 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
When it comes to topics that I have no particular strong feeling about or extensive experience to convey, Tolkien is more than a notch or two above asshooks for a conversation to follow and nod silently from time to time. Carry on.
StuntHusband - Jul 13, 2009 9:21:56 am PDT #16438 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark
I do not consider it geekfail to NOT be as obsessive about LotR as I am. (I used to; I grew up, and got friends.)
I'm of the opinion that the written Tolkien is losing cultural context to remain *interesting* to younger readers. His style is obscure, his word-choices are bizarre, and the themes are very Victorian (as is the fact that FOUR WOMEN influence the plot, and only about a dozen women of any species are even *named*) - but I still love it. If my geekery turns from "being the repository of factoids" into "keeper of the museum", I'll be slightly sad, but just as happy. :)
StuntHusband - Jul 13, 2009 9:22:18 am PDT #16439 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark
The Peter Jackson movies, not the porno versions.
BWAH.
tommyrot - Jul 13, 2009 9:23:03 am PDT #16440 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Tolkien is more than a notch or two above asshooks for a conversation to follow and nod silently from time to time. Carry on.
Huh. "Tolkin" and "asshooks" in the same sentence....
Let's see, what if... instead of a ring....
omnis_audis - Jul 13, 2009 9:23:21 am PDT #16441 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
I am not clicking on Omnis' linkIt was an IMDB link, perfectly work safe.
Did you never see the Jack-Black-as-Frodo parody?!?That was high-lar-ious! Loved it. Nope, hadn't seen that before.