I was part of the early '70s Tolkien obsession and read LoftR a couple of times in my teens.
I'm so used to seeing LotR that I read this as, "Lord of the Fucking Rings".
'Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.' 'Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.'
Jayne ,'Safe'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - Jul 13, 2009 9:11:45 am PDT #16423 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
omnis_audis - Jul 13, 2009 9:12:25 am PDT #16424 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
I'm so used to seeing LotR that I read this as, "Lord of the Fucking Rings".
That's not what the porno version was called.
tommyrot - Jul 13, 2009 9:13:14 am PDT #16425 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
That's not what the porno version was called.
What was it? "Lord of the Cock-rings"?
StuntHusband - Jul 13, 2009 9:13:50 am PDT #16426 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark
That's not what the porno version was called.
WAS BLISSFULLY IGNORANT.
omnis_audis - Jul 13, 2009 9:16:02 am PDT #16427 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
What was it? "Lord of the Cock-rings"?
The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String
I don't recall much of the story line, just that Misty Mundae was pretty yummy. Gotta love Cinemax.
Toddson - Jul 13, 2009 9:16:08 am PDT #16428 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
WAS BLISSFULLY IGNORANT.
That's not going to last long around here.
edited to add context
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Jul 13, 2009 9:16:16 am PDT #16429 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
Am unable to participate in LotR discussion, as my knowledge of it is shaky. It's more than nothing, but it's not extensive. (Does this make me an inadequate geek?)
I am trying to organize CDs. I am willing to share many aspects of my life with The Girl, but I find it quite painful having to place my mainly-indie CD collection next to, well, musicals. Thankfully, she also likes swing (otherwise we'd be conducting the upcoming wedding in total silence).
Gudanov - Jul 13, 2009 9:16:37 am PDT #16430 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
There's a porno version? What am I thinking, of course there's a porno version. There's a porno version of everything. I'll bet it's shorter though.
DavidS - Jul 13, 2009 9:17:20 am PDT #16431 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I am willing to share many aspects of my life with The Girl, but I find it quite painful having to my mainly-indie CD collection next to, well, musicals.
Stephin Merrit's working on a musical.
Steph L. - Jul 13, 2009 9:17:25 am PDT #16432 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
That's not what the porno version was called.
What was it? "Lord of the Cock-rings"?
Did you never see the Jack-Black-as-Frodo parody?!? [link]