Barb! Learn me how to make tortillas!!
::SNORT:: Um... the deli aisle at the grocery store? Sorry, baby-- my people don't do tortillas. I never even had them until I was in high school.
Buffy: Where are the burgers? Riley: Yeah man, I'm starving. Cow me. Xander: I'd love to make with the moo but the fire's not cooperating.
'Lessons'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Barb - Jul 09, 2009 2:35:29 pm PDT #16012 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Aims - Jul 09, 2009 2:38:41 pm PDT #16013 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Damn, I thought I remember you saying you made tortillas. Crap.
Laga - Jul 09, 2009 2:39:50 pm PDT #16014 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I'm not sure they're worth the effort to make yourself.
Kathy A - Jul 09, 2009 2:42:59 pm PDT #16015 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
But right now, I'm viewing Gentlemen of My Persuasion as akin to xenomorphs. Nukes, orbit, surety, etc. etc. etc.
How much do I love SH and this rearranged quote? THIIIIIIS MUCH!!!
I flove that movie, and this is one of the cleverest references to it I've ever seen.
::off to COMM::
-t - Jul 09, 2009 2:43:11 pm PDT #16016 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
My sister made her own tortillas for years. In her broke student days she was all about the beans and tortillas. Not too hard once you have the hang of it. Masa harina, a little oil, a little water, roll in to little balls, squish the balls flat between a couple of plates, toast on a skillet or directly on the fire, yum! I was not good at it, but I did not give it the practice she did, either.
Steph L. - Jul 09, 2009 2:54:25 pm PDT #16017 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
the reappearance of the asshooks.
The Boy is finally home, and I mentioned the asshook conversation, and the queries about what, exactly, one does with an asshook, if not suspension.
He answered immediately: "You tie a rope around the sticky-out-y end, and tie the free end of the rope to the person's hair, like a hogtie." (Obviously this person has long-ish hair.)
He's so useful.
Barb - Jul 09, 2009 2:57:15 pm PDT #16018 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
He's so useful.
He does seem like a handy sort.
Steph L. - Jul 09, 2009 2:59:42 pm PDT #16019 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
He's so useful.
He does seem like a handy sort.
He's like Tim the Tool Guy meets Dr. Horrible meets Caligula.
amych - Jul 09, 2009 3:02:08 pm PDT #16020 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Tortillas take almost no time or skill to make (srsly, it's as easy as -t describes), and they're about a zillion times better than bagged ones. Which isn't to say I always do it, but it's so easy that every time I do, I end up thinking "I should just always make my own".
Volans - Jul 09, 2009 3:02:45 pm PDT #16021 of 30000
move out and draw fire
I used to make my own tortillas when I lived in places where I couldn't buy them. I like them homemade because they're nice and thick, but mine don't come out even vaguely round.