'Shells'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
the reappearance of the asshooks.
The Boy is finally home, and I mentioned the asshook conversation, and the queries about what, exactly, one does with an asshook, if not suspension.
He answered immediately: "You tie a rope around the sticky-out-y end, and tie the free end of the rope to the person's hair, like a hogtie." (Obviously this person has long-ish hair.)
He's so useful.
He's so useful.
He does seem like a handy sort.
He's so useful.
He does seem like a handy sort.
He's like Tim the Tool Guy meets Dr. Horrible meets Caligula.
Tortillas take almost no time or skill to make (srsly, it's as easy as -t describes), and they're about a zillion times better than bagged ones. Which isn't to say I always do it, but it's so easy that every time I do, I end up thinking "I should just always make my own".
I used to make my own tortillas when I lived in places where I couldn't buy them. I like them homemade because they're nice and thick, but mine don't come out even vaguely round.
I like making tortillas. And my own pizza dough.
He's like Tim the Tool Guy meets Dr. Horrible meets Caligula.
And now I'm seeing Caligula at one of his orgies, grunting, "More power!"
Which is just sick and twisted, but, hey... Caligula, right?
Java, Tell Larry a. I'm sorry, b. thanks for all the rights, and c. where are the rest of them?
And now I'm seeing Caligula at one of his orgies, grunting, "More power!"
Ahahahaha!!!
Which is just sick and twisted, but, hey... Caligula, right?
Per-zacktly!
Java, Tell Larry a. I'm sorry, b. thanks for all the rights, and c. where are the rest of them?
I shall.