Mal: Inara, think you could stoop to being on my arm? Inara: Will you wash it first?

'Heart Of Gold'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - Jul 09, 2009 1:15:41 pm PDT #15986 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Ryan is currently rocking out to the dangly toys over his playmat. Occasional squeals of delight. You can see him just getting the inklings that with a bit of practice, he might be able to grab them. It doesn't get any better than this.


omnis_audis - Jul 09, 2009 1:16:45 pm PDT #15987 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

*I* wanted to hire you but the OTHER meanie weanies made me hire someone else!!!"
Well, there was some of that at one point, but then the #2 option got a *LOT* stronger as I called her references. And then it worked out that the team I hired have all worked together before, and enjoy being a team together, so that was super duper bonus. But ya, she was my top applicant for awhile.


Sean K - Jul 09, 2009 1:16:53 pm PDT #15988 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

That's understanable, omnis. I'm thankful every single day that I make a livable wage doing this (most of the time).

But it doesn't read right. It's a little over the top.


tommyrot - Jul 09, 2009 1:16:57 pm PDT #15989 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It doesn't get any better than this.

For him or you?


Laga - Jul 09, 2009 1:17:31 pm PDT #15990 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

It doesn't get any better than this.

I dunno. I don't have to change the diapers on Mario Kart.


Burrell - Jul 09, 2009 1:18:40 pm PDT #15991 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I dunno billytea, I think you're gonna adore pretty much every phase with that kid.


billytea - Jul 09, 2009 1:18:43 pm PDT #15992 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

For him or you?

Right now - no distinction.


billytea - Jul 09, 2009 1:23:05 pm PDT #15993 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I dunno billytea, I think you're gonna adore pretty much every phase with that kid.

Yeah, I think so too.

I dunno. I don't have to change the diapers on Mario Kart.

We changed his nappy when he woke up. There's this cloth picture book, one side is all black, white and red (nice bold lines, easy for a young bub to follow), while the other side has animals in primary and secondary colours with crinkly accessories. I set it up with the BWR side facing him while we dealt with the other half. He was such a delight, fascinated by the pictures. (One of them has a small mirror too.)

Right now, the nappy change thing is, quite seriously, another bonus.


billytea - Jul 09, 2009 1:29:29 pm PDT #15994 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Bah. Have to go to Uni now. I am being deprived of Ryan time!


Hil R. - Jul 09, 2009 1:33:04 pm PDT #15995 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I am brilliant: baby spinach salad topped with strawberries and raw walnuts, with balsamic dressing. Best salad ever.