Early: You folks are all insane. Simon: Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - Jul 09, 2009 12:45:22 pm PDT #15971 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Um. I can't find my passport. Shit. I have an hour to do so.

Never mind! Phew.


Zenkitty - Jul 09, 2009 12:47:52 pm PDT #15972 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

pervy style

That's how I roll.

many will beg to differ with your last sentence. :P

Well, yeah... Sadly, as so often happens, I thought of it, shook my head, and then followed my own kinky choo-choo train of thought right round the bend.

If it can be done, some human has not only done it, but gotten off on it.


omnis_audis - Jul 09, 2009 12:50:45 pm PDT #15973 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

ugg. trying to format a rejection letter for #2 applicant who, well, is not getting the job. And they wonder why I hate the hiring process.


Polter-Cow - Jul 09, 2009 12:50:58 pm PDT #15974 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Yeah, I looked up bukkake earlier today. That was a mistake.


billytea - Jul 09, 2009 12:54:57 pm PDT #15975 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Yeah, I looked up bukkake earlier today. That was a mistake.

I left my younger brother speechless when he discovered I knew about bukkake before he did.


omnis_audis - Jul 09, 2009 12:56:53 pm PDT #15976 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

How does this sound (mind you, she was an excellent applicant, and it really was a tough decision, and we know each other from a convention, and through networking of mutual people):

Thank you for your interest in the (audio) position at (my job). We had some excellent candidates, and the final decision was very difficult. It is with heavy heart that I inform you, we have offered the position to someone else. I sincerely hope that our professional paths cross in the future, as I would very much like to work with you. And please keep in touch, as we never know when a position opens, or a new one created.

I wish you the best of luck in your job search.

Best regards,


Sean K - Jul 09, 2009 1:00:03 pm PDT #15977 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Zenkitty is rapidly becoming my favorite.


brenda m - Jul 09, 2009 1:01:30 pm PDT #15978 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I think that's a great letter, omnis, insofar as these things ever can be.


Sean K - Jul 09, 2009 1:01:44 pm PDT #15979 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

A heavy heart, omnis? You're not telling her her grandmother just died. But other than that, it looks fine.


amych - Jul 09, 2009 1:03:04 pm PDT #15980 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

If it can be done, some human has not only done it, but gotten off on it.

Don't forget "and written fic about it on the internets".