No, no, no, sir. No more chick pit for you. Come on.

Riley ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - Jul 02, 2009 11:40:44 am PDT #15020 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Oooh! Check out the Teppylicious corset!

And, damn. Simple but crazy gorgeous for only $64.


Barb - Jul 02, 2009 11:40:50 am PDT #15021 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

That dress is fab, but thankfully, I don't feel a single twinge of covetousness knowing that a) cap sleeves make me look like a football player in drag, and such a ruffly neck would completely overwhelm me. I'd look like I was being eaten alive by Audrey II.

One of my biggest woes- the lack of a long, swan-like neck.


Barb - Jul 02, 2009 11:41:23 am PDT #15022 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Oooh! Check out the Teppylicious corset!

EEEEEEEE!!! Teppy MUST have that corset!


Trudy Booth - Jul 02, 2009 11:43:47 am PDT #15023 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

One of my biggest woes- the lack of a long, swan-like neck.

Sister! Between that and my ginormous head the difference between "chin length" and "shoulder length" on me is, um, just about nothing.


Cashmere - Jul 02, 2009 11:50:02 am PDT #15024 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

People working with DH would comment if he was in a good mood and he would tell them it was because I got a great haircut. He tells them to never underestimate the power a great hairstyle has on the harmony of the household and life in general.


Ginger - Jul 02, 2009 11:51:25 am PDT #15025 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I think JZ would rock that dress, but it would also be dreadful on me. I have such a short fat neck that I'd look like Mort in Bazooka Joe, with ruffles.

My hair is a mystery to me. I meant to ask Hec for suggestions when he was here. Shoulder length seems to somewhat reduce the effect of the double chin, but right now it's the same length and it's very flat. It all spends all its time trying to crawl into my face.


tommyrot - Jul 02, 2009 11:53:28 am PDT #15026 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My hair tends to curl in bizarre directions. The only things that work is to keep it very short, or very long in a ponytail.

I haven't done the ponytail thing since I moved to Chicago 13 years ago. Something about the ponytail + receding hairline thing doesn't seem right to me....


Steph L. - Jul 02, 2009 11:58:00 am PDT #15027 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Oooh! Check out the Teppylicious corset!

EEEEEEEE!!! Teppy MUST have that corset!

Ah, would that I had a 20-something waistline.


Barb - Jul 02, 2009 12:00:35 pm PDT #15028 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Oooh... I like this.

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erin_obscure - Jul 02, 2009 12:07:46 pm PDT #15029 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

ZOMG, i love that more than life. Except, um, still can't afford it. I would, however, wear a 12 if anyone wins the lottery and wants to buy me something shiny and lovely for my birthday.