Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.

'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laura - Jul 02, 2009 8:20:09 am PDT #14970 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

I've wrapped my toothbrush in aluminum foil. Worked out ok.


tommyrot - Jul 02, 2009 8:20:46 am PDT #14971 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

No mind-control rays for your toothbrush!


smonster - Jul 02, 2009 8:23:41 am PDT #14972 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I want this Louise Black corset.


tommyrot - Jul 02, 2009 8:25:09 am PDT #14973 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I want this Louise Black corset.

Huh. That is so pretty it could draw attention away from your boobs....


Jessica - Jul 02, 2009 8:26:29 am PDT #14974 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I want this one


Steph L. - Jul 02, 2009 8:26:41 am PDT #14975 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

She has a Spock corset!


Barb - Jul 02, 2009 8:26:58 am PDT #14976 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

because the travel cases cost more than a new toothbrush? I ended up buying a "travel" toothbrush with a hollow handle, so it's a case and a toothbrush in one!

Couldn't even find those. ::is grumpy::


smonster - Jul 02, 2009 8:36:24 am PDT #14977 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Jessica, I think Jilli has one like that.

Huh. That is so pretty it could draw attention away from your boobs....

That's okay. Starbuck and Boomer need a rest on occasion.


Jessica - Jul 02, 2009 8:40:48 am PDT #14978 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Jessica, I think Jilli has one like that.

I think you're right - isn't she wearing one in the Gothic Charm School videos?


StuntHusband - Jul 02, 2009 8:43:58 am PDT #14979 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

I think you're right - isn't she wearing one in the Gothic Charm School videos?

Yes - she wears this for Special Occasions to the club. It always causes envious comment. I highly recommend it for everyone. (Well, for all values of female everyones; while some men can pull off cinchers or corsets, most cannot, and SHOULD NOT TRY.)

(grump) Women get all the best clothes. Makes me understand drag queens, though not enough to be one.