You want to meet the real me now?

Mal ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beth b - Jul 01, 2009 11:24:21 am PDT #14862 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Interrupting the fun to bitch about prednisone.

I had no evil symptoms from it, until I started the withdrawl process. Now my distance vision is blurry. Two days. I have an apointment tomorrow am. So not fun.


smonster - Jul 01, 2009 11:26:00 am PDT #14863 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Wouldn't that be the "Ankh-les" of Discord? (ba-dum-DUM)

beth, sorry to hear about your vision issues. they make everything else seem wonky, don't they?


Barb - Jul 01, 2009 11:27:40 am PDT #14864 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Aw beth, that sucks.

Hope it's all just temporary.


beth b - Jul 01, 2009 11:36:46 am PDT #14865 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Hope it's all just temporary.

I think so -- it just may be that I have to really baby step going off this. At leas t I do have my close and mid vision. If I never had to look out a window or drive I could deal...

( difference between dive and drive is crucial in this case)


omnis_audis - Jul 01, 2009 11:41:48 am PDT #14866 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

And been tempted to introduce yourself, and shake hands? Sorry, I know you are a good guy, but I really, really had to say it.
I think a handshake is the wrong greeting. A kiss on both cheeks seems much better!

Yes, Stunt, Bitches let's loose strange things. :: sits on group bench for Tenant lust::


WindSparrow - Jul 01, 2009 11:46:01 am PDT #14867 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

beth, it sucks you are having withdrawal trouble with prednisone. I hate all the nasty side effects it has on people I care about.

My dear Stunt Husband, welcome to Bitches. Talking fondly about each other's naughty bits is what we do. Also, talking about naughty bits in general. And specific naughty bits belonging to random strangers as well as celebrities. To preserve your sensitive sensibilities, the group might be persuaded to use euphemisms, but I think in order to get everyone on board with that, the euphemisms would have to be entertaining enough. "Nether limbs" for instance might be used to describe Cthulhu's ... erm... godhood.


Vortex - Jul 01, 2009 11:55:58 am PDT #14868 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

A kiss on both cheeks seems much better!

or a kiss on each boobie, as Drew insisted on doing at the DC F2F.

And in WTF People news

1. Kid calls my office says "I know that you have to have 30 credits and a 3.6 to be in the Honors Program, but what if you have 29 credits" YOU'RE NOT FUCKING ELIGIBLE, YOU FUCKWIT!!!

2. Parent calls my office and says "I've been trying to fax this form to another office for 2 and a half days and the fax machine is busy. I was trying to avoid Federal Express, but i guess I have to now" Yes, you do. "Do you have another fax number for this office?" No, I don't. And even if I did, it would go to the wrong fucking place because if they wanted you to fax it somewhere else, they would have put that number on the fucking form!!!!! Do not whine at me about how it's going to be late at 4:45 on the due date. If you had called YESTERDAY, then I might have volunteered to walk it down on my way to lunch, but I'll be DAMNED if I'm going to hustle it for your stupid ass at 4:45.


brenda m - Jul 01, 2009 11:57:25 am PDT #14869 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Fortuntely, the answer to both quesitons is the same. "Sucks to be you. Click."

Or in a just world it would be, at any rate.


StuntHusband - Jul 01, 2009 12:40:34 pm PDT #14870 of 30000
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

Nether Limbs. Hee.

No no - I'll adapt *hand staple forehead*. For be it for *me* to require that an entire extant community modify its social norms to accommodate my personal foibles. (JILLI HUSH)

Tennant - notsomuch. I love his Doctor only less than Tom Baker's, and only slightly more than Eccleston's.

I give you, instead: Ben Browder. Rawr.

Can't type more. At work. Wish to keep job. *waggles eyebrows suggestively however*


Cashmere - Jul 01, 2009 12:44:16 pm PDT #14871 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

I give you, instead: Ben Browder. Rawr.

This, I can work with.

I like the way you think, StuntHusband.