A kiss on both cheeks seems much better!
or a kiss on each boobie, as Drew insisted on doing at the DC F2F.
And in WTF People news
1. Kid calls my office says "I know that you have to have 30 credits and a 3.6 to be in the Honors Program, but what if you have 29 credits" YOU'RE NOT FUCKING ELIGIBLE, YOU FUCKWIT!!!
2. Parent calls my office and says "I've been trying to fax this form to another office for 2 and a half days and the fax machine is busy. I was trying to avoid Federal Express, but i guess I have to now" Yes, you do. "Do you have another fax number for this office?" No, I don't. And even if I did, it would go to the wrong fucking place because if they wanted you to fax it somewhere else, they would have put that number on the fucking form!!!!! Do not whine at me about how it's going to be late at 4:45 on the due date. If you had called YESTERDAY, then I might have volunteered to walk it down on my way to lunch, but I'll be DAMNED if I'm going to hustle it for your stupid ass at 4:45.
Fortuntely, the answer to both quesitons is the same. "Sucks to be you. Click."
Or in a just world it would be, at any rate.
Nether Limbs. Hee.
No no - I'll adapt *hand staple forehead*. For be it for *me* to require that an entire extant community modify its social norms to accommodate my personal foibles. (JILLI HUSH)
Tennant - notsomuch. I love his Doctor only less than Tom Baker's, and only slightly more than Eccleston's.
I give you, instead: Ben Browder. Rawr.
Can't type more. At work. Wish to keep job. *waggles eyebrows suggestively however*
I give you, instead: Ben Browder. Rawr.
This, I can work with.
I like the way you think, StuntHusband.
hee! one of us! one of us! (if there was any doubt)
Ben Browder can put up shower curtains for me, any day.
Also, I bet he would be a dab hand at reaching things on high shelves.
I give you, instead: Ben Browder. Rawr.
Why is this an either/or situation? I say Both!
Why is this an either/or situation? I say Both!
Srsly! I sense a FCM coming on.
FCM: David Tennant, Ben Browder, a head of cabbage
Oy - too much time with SA talking NeuKirk/Spock. Suddenly I'm having flashes of Tennant/Browder, and no matter who looks better dressed in Peacekeeper Black Leather (nom), I'm quite certain I know who actually keeps the handcuff keys in his pocketses, right next to the sonic screwdriver.
MUST STOP TYPING AT WORK.
Oy.
