I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Frankenbuddha - Jun 27, 2009 5:49:21 pm PDT #14364 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

::recoils in horror::

Joins in the recoil

Dude - some things are not worth it. Not even Willy the Shakes.


omnis_audis - Jun 27, 2009 5:49:58 pm PDT #14365 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Wow, Omnis! Are you sure you're not in Bangkok, mate?
:: looks around for waifish Asians :: nope, none of that here.

Intermission! 95°f. (and hey! I found the ° on the iPhone!)


omnis_audis - Jun 27, 2009 5:52:39 pm PDT #14366 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Dude - some things are not worth it. Not even Willy the Shakes.

Both my 1st choice applicants are working the show. And my A2 is in the show. It's for work, and support friends.


Hil R. - Jun 27, 2009 6:06:48 pm PDT #14367 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

It's humid here, but not as hot as it was earlier. We're probably not going to get up to 100 here for another month or so.


erin_obscure - Jun 27, 2009 6:19:39 pm PDT #14368 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Happy birthday to JZ and anniversary time!!!!

In slightly ickier news: I babysat today for my 1 yr old "nephew". He shat a brick during naptime. Like, literally, a brick. I was so not expecting that to thwomp out of his diaper. Sure, he was crying, but it sounded like "don't want to be alone in the crib anymore" not "holy tropical polar bears there is masonry coming out my teeny tiny butt."

Ugh, the mess, the stink....it was...really really messy and really really stinky. I just finished showering and cleaning the residual poo out of my own hair about 6 hours later. How did i get poo in my hair? Dunno, magic of toddlers. Not that he's really toddling yet, but has much more targeted grabbing skills that one would expect for an infant.

Have i mentioned that this reinforces approval of my accidental celibacy? The cats are really enough waste for me to deal with.


Fay - Jun 27, 2009 6:36:14 pm PDT #14369 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

shudders

Have i mentioned that this reinforces approval of my accidental celibacy? The cats are really enough waste for me to deal with.

So. Much. Word.

shudders some more.


Polter-Cow - Jun 27, 2009 6:37:17 pm PDT #14370 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

That Trader Joe's frozen mac and cheese sure is cheesy! Mmm.


Hil R. - Jun 27, 2009 6:44:21 pm PDT #14371 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Possibly the highlight of my day today: At dinner, one of the people there was a guy who's visiting DC with his six-year-old son. He was asking about things to see. Someone told him not to bother with going to see the Declaration of Independence, because the ink is so faded and smeared by now that you can't actually read it, so you're basically looking at a piece of paper that used to have those famous words on it. He responded, "So, we've just got to trust that it says what they say it says?" His six-year-old piped up with, "Trust no one!"


Polter-Cow - Jun 27, 2009 6:53:52 pm PDT #14372 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Ha, awesome.


Hil R. - Jun 27, 2009 7:27:37 pm PDT #14373 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Going to this Indian restaurant is always fun. More fun at lunch than at dinner, though. For lunch, they've got a buffet, and each day they have foods from a different region of India. I almost never have any idea what I'm eating, but the wife in the couple that owns the restaurant is always there at lunchtime and will happily answer any questions about the food.

At dinner time, it's a regular menu, not a buffet, and usually the husband is there instead of the wife, and he glares and scowls at everybody. And the waiters act as if it's an enormous imposition for you to ask them to do things like get you menus or take your order, and they usually get half the order wrong, anyway. The food they do bring does always taste good, even if it frequently isn't what you asked for.