You got all kinds of learnin' and you made me look the fool without tryin', and yet here I am with a gun to your head. That's 'cause I got people with me. People who trust each other, who do for each other, and ain't always lookin' for the advantage.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erin_obscure - Jun 27, 2009 6:19:39 pm PDT #14368 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Happy birthday to JZ and anniversary time!!!!

In slightly ickier news: I babysat today for my 1 yr old "nephew". He shat a brick during naptime. Like, literally, a brick. I was so not expecting that to thwomp out of his diaper. Sure, he was crying, but it sounded like "don't want to be alone in the crib anymore" not "holy tropical polar bears there is masonry coming out my teeny tiny butt."

Ugh, the mess, the stink....it was...really really messy and really really stinky. I just finished showering and cleaning the residual poo out of my own hair about 6 hours later. How did i get poo in my hair? Dunno, magic of toddlers. Not that he's really toddling yet, but has much more targeted grabbing skills that one would expect for an infant.

Have i mentioned that this reinforces approval of my accidental celibacy? The cats are really enough waste for me to deal with.


Fay - Jun 27, 2009 6:36:14 pm PDT #14369 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

shudders

Have i mentioned that this reinforces approval of my accidental celibacy? The cats are really enough waste for me to deal with.

So. Much. Word.

shudders some more.


Polter-Cow - Jun 27, 2009 6:37:17 pm PDT #14370 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

That Trader Joe's frozen mac and cheese sure is cheesy! Mmm.


Hil R. - Jun 27, 2009 6:44:21 pm PDT #14371 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Possibly the highlight of my day today: At dinner, one of the people there was a guy who's visiting DC with his six-year-old son. He was asking about things to see. Someone told him not to bother with going to see the Declaration of Independence, because the ink is so faded and smeared by now that you can't actually read it, so you're basically looking at a piece of paper that used to have those famous words on it. He responded, "So, we've just got to trust that it says what they say it says?" His six-year-old piped up with, "Trust no one!"


Polter-Cow - Jun 27, 2009 6:53:52 pm PDT #14372 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Ha, awesome.


Hil R. - Jun 27, 2009 7:27:37 pm PDT #14373 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Going to this Indian restaurant is always fun. More fun at lunch than at dinner, though. For lunch, they've got a buffet, and each day they have foods from a different region of India. I almost never have any idea what I'm eating, but the wife in the couple that owns the restaurant is always there at lunchtime and will happily answer any questions about the food.

At dinner time, it's a regular menu, not a buffet, and usually the husband is there instead of the wife, and he glares and scowls at everybody. And the waiters act as if it's an enormous imposition for you to ask them to do things like get you menus or take your order, and they usually get half the order wrong, anyway. The food they do bring does always taste good, even if it frequently isn't what you asked for.


DCJensen - Jun 27, 2009 8:35:40 pm PDT #14374 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Declaration of Independence, because the ink is so faded and smeared by now that you can't actually read it, so you're basically looking at a piece of paper that used to have those famous words on it.

Sad, but almost true: [link]


Typo Boy - Jun 27, 2009 8:36:45 pm PDT #14375 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Did the husband move there from Olympia? Cause the night waiter in the place that closed used to have exactly that attitude.


meara - Jun 27, 2009 8:45:33 pm PDT #14376 of 30000

Happy Birthday JZ!

Wow, that sounds like a very much lunch only place, Hil!

It is currently 61 degrees in Seattle, Omnis. Which is to say, really cold if you're standing around outdoors drinking. Which is one of the reasons I am OLD. Luckily, so are several of my friends. At 10pm, after doing the dyke march (and earlier, hanging out at a friend's birthday bbq for a bit), and then dancing for a while, we could've gone to the dyke bar and hung out at their (only for Pride Weekend) beer garden, but it was $15, and outdoors, and we were feeling old, and cheap, and COLD, and we said "well...um...we do have to go the Parade tomorrow. And we CAN get our pride on tomorrow. Um. Maybe we'll just go home now. Er. Crap. That makes us officially OLD, doesn't it? Damnit."


beth b - Jun 27, 2009 9:07:24 pm PDT #14377 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Well, it hit 100 here today, but it has cooled down. we were at a party where there was a telescope to look at the moon and the stars. sadly the house is still over 80 degrees which means no sleep for me yet. In more fun news my Asian style cucumber salad and chocolate dipped dried apricots were a hit