Nobody can tell Marmaduke what to do. That's my kind of dog.

Trick ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Jun 27, 2009 10:58:19 am PDT #14340 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

HG may be a hottie, but S.P.E.W. isn't cleaning my apartment.


Sparky1 - Jun 27, 2009 11:12:04 am PDT #14341 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

Thanks, everyone! We're having as lazy a day as the dog and baby girl will allow!


Kathy A - Jun 27, 2009 11:16:09 am PDT #14342 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Happy Spark-versary!!! And happy birthday, JZ!!!

In your honor I have made a lemon pound cake with blackberries and lemon glaze.

::drooooollllll

Oh, my, does that sound yummy! Please tell me it's loaded with lemony goodness? That way I can virtually taste it.

Now I must take care of my sudden lemon craving--lemonade is all I've got, but it'll do nicely!


Laga - Jun 27, 2009 11:21:29 am PDT #14343 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I believe I'll make some Happy Birthday/Anniversary strawberries with sour cream and brown sugar.


Barb - Jun 27, 2009 11:26:04 am PDT #14344 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Happy Sparkyversary!

I think I win a Good Mommy award. Abby was mildly crestfallen that Nate had a birthday party to attend (his social life has picked up a great deal since he started middle school) so she asked if we could go to lunch or do something fun, since it was just the two of us. Initially, I said no, because I was still feeling crappy, but I felt like a heel, so I pulled on some clothes and we went to Panera for lunch, followed by perusing the sales racks at Justice for some summer t-shirts and shorts.

We also stopped by Petco and petted the kitties up for adoption, including the most adorable Maine Coon named Catherine that we just barely escaped from.

Now we're all back home, I'm back in pajamas, and we have cinnamon bagels from Panera for breakfast tomorrow.

I can haz cookie?


Hil R. - Jun 27, 2009 11:29:24 am PDT #14345 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

That certainly does deserve a Good Mommy award, Barb.

I'm hungry, but I'm going out to dinner soon, so I figured I'd be good and have fruit rather than something more substantial. I think this is the driest grapefruit I've ever eaten.


WindSparrow - Jun 27, 2009 11:30:45 am PDT #14346 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

You do well to flee from the Maine Coon named Catherine, townspeople. She would shed on your sofas and be cute in your general direction, also would bully your dogs and teach your dust bunnies to dance jigs of derision behind your backs.

Also, if she maded you a tookie, she would have eated it.


sj - Jun 27, 2009 11:35:48 am PDT #14347 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Hands Barb a cookie You definitely won the good mommy award.

We are having dinner with TCG's family tonight. I need to put my game face on and pretend like I am up for being social.


Hil R. - Jun 27, 2009 11:38:15 am PDT #14348 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

One of my friends in high school had two cats that were part Maine Coon. Those cats were evil. They also hated me. One of them had a habit of getting up and sitting directly in front of any door I wanted to walk through. The cat could be sitting peacefully on the couch for an hour, but the second I got up to go to the kitchen, that cat would race across the room and plant himself in front of the kitchen door and turn and glare at me. It didn't seem to matter which direction I was going -- the cat would follow me into the kitchen, stalk around a bit, and then plant himself in front of the door again when I tried to go back to the living room.


Cass - Jun 27, 2009 11:46:44 am PDT #14349 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Awww, one of the sweetest kitties I know is a Maine Coon. Tigger was always keen for belly rubs and would spoon with me while sleeping. Sadly, his owners check my luggage every time I leave, so my plans to thieve him are always thwarted.