Awww, one of the sweetest kitties I know is a Maine Coon. Tigger was always keen for belly rubs and would spoon with me while sleeping. Sadly, his owners check my luggage every time I leave, so my plans to thieve him are always thwarted.
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I once catsat a co-worker's Maine Coon who took four days to stop hiding from me, but once she realized I was a cat-petting sucker, she was all over me. She'd let me get seated on my couch with the tv on, and then hop on top of me, curl up in my left arm, and sit there for as long as I was willing to scratch her head and neck, drooling all the while and purring nonstop. I'd usually have to put her down after an hour because my left arm had gone numb, but she'd be back for another round within the hour.
You do well to flee from the Maine Coon named Catherine, townspeople. She would shed on your sofas and be cute in your general direction, also would bully your dogs and teach your dust bunnies to dance jigs of derision behind your backs.
Also, if she maded you a tookie, she would have eated it.
Diet Coke Up The Nose
Happy JZ day. Don't let the marmoting varmint polar bears get you down.
We are having dinner with TCG's family tonight. I need to put my game face on and pretend like I am up for being social.
From time to time sigh 'polar bear' and you will enjoy it more.
Happy Birthday, JZ! Hope it's splendid!
Diet Coke Up The Nose
I'd apologize but I am. Not. Sorry.
Because I'm slightly evil.
Just finished season 2 of Dr Who. Allergies. Must be allergies.
Happy anniversary, Sparky!
I'm at opening for Dallas Shakespeare in the park. It's over 100f. At 8pm!!