I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.

Cheese Man ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cass - Jun 27, 2009 11:46:44 am PDT #14349 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Awww, one of the sweetest kitties I know is a Maine Coon. Tigger was always keen for belly rubs and would spoon with me while sleeping. Sadly, his owners check my luggage every time I leave, so my plans to thieve him are always thwarted.


Kathy A - Jun 27, 2009 12:15:15 pm PDT #14350 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I once catsat a co-worker's Maine Coon who took four days to stop hiding from me, but once she realized I was a cat-petting sucker, she was all over me. She'd let me get seated on my couch with the tv on, and then hop on top of me, curl up in my left arm, and sit there for as long as I was willing to scratch her head and neck, drooling all the while and purring nonstop. I'd usually have to put her down after an hour because my left arm had gone numb, but she'd be back for another round within the hour.


Barb - Jun 27, 2009 12:21:19 pm PDT #14351 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

You do well to flee from the Maine Coon named Catherine, townspeople. She would shed on your sofas and be cute in your general direction, also would bully your dogs and teach your dust bunnies to dance jigs of derision behind your backs.

Also, if she maded you a tookie, she would have eated it.

Diet Coke Up The Nose


Frankenbuddha - Jun 27, 2009 1:03:47 pm PDT #14352 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Happy JZ day. Don't let the marmoting varmint polar bears get you down.


Laura - Jun 27, 2009 1:04:03 pm PDT #14353 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

We are having dinner with TCG's family tonight. I need to put my game face on and pretend like I am up for being social.

From time to time sigh 'polar bear' and you will enjoy it more.


javachik - Jun 27, 2009 1:04:26 pm PDT #14354 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Happy Birthday, JZ! Hope it's splendid!


WindSparrow - Jun 27, 2009 1:08:35 pm PDT #14355 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Diet Coke Up The Nose

I'd apologize but I am. Not. Sorry.

Because I'm slightly evil.


omnis_audis - Jun 27, 2009 1:45:20 pm PDT #14356 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Just finished season 2 of Dr Who. Allergies. Must be allergies.


Burrell - Jun 27, 2009 3:50:45 pm PDT #14357 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Happy anniversary, Sparky!


omnis_audis - Jun 27, 2009 4:08:47 pm PDT #14358 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I'm at opening for Dallas Shakespeare in the park. It's over 100f. At 8pm!!