Mal: You know, you ain't quite right. River: It's the popular theory.

'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Jun 27, 2009 10:42:20 am PDT #14337 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I am amazed. I took a snooze in fluffy, and imagine my horror, when I awoke to find the apartment not cleaned. Where the hell are my house elfs?!?


Lee - Jun 27, 2009 10:44:41 am PDT #14338 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Happy Anniversary, Sparky and DH!


Laga - Jun 27, 2009 10:53:59 am PDT #14339 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Where the hell are my house elfs?!?

blame S.P.E.W.


omnis_audis - Jun 27, 2009 10:58:19 am PDT #14340 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

HG may be a hottie, but S.P.E.W. isn't cleaning my apartment.


Sparky1 - Jun 27, 2009 11:12:04 am PDT #14341 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

Thanks, everyone! We're having as lazy a day as the dog and baby girl will allow!


Kathy A - Jun 27, 2009 11:16:09 am PDT #14342 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Happy Spark-versary!!! And happy birthday, JZ!!!

In your honor I have made a lemon pound cake with blackberries and lemon glaze.

::drooooollllll

Oh, my, does that sound yummy! Please tell me it's loaded with lemony goodness? That way I can virtually taste it.

Now I must take care of my sudden lemon craving--lemonade is all I've got, but it'll do nicely!


Laga - Jun 27, 2009 11:21:29 am PDT #14343 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I believe I'll make some Happy Birthday/Anniversary strawberries with sour cream and brown sugar.


Barb - Jun 27, 2009 11:26:04 am PDT #14344 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Happy Sparkyversary!

I think I win a Good Mommy award. Abby was mildly crestfallen that Nate had a birthday party to attend (his social life has picked up a great deal since he started middle school) so she asked if we could go to lunch or do something fun, since it was just the two of us. Initially, I said no, because I was still feeling crappy, but I felt like a heel, so I pulled on some clothes and we went to Panera for lunch, followed by perusing the sales racks at Justice for some summer t-shirts and shorts.

We also stopped by Petco and petted the kitties up for adoption, including the most adorable Maine Coon named Catherine that we just barely escaped from.

Now we're all back home, I'm back in pajamas, and we have cinnamon bagels from Panera for breakfast tomorrow.

I can haz cookie?


Hil R. - Jun 27, 2009 11:29:24 am PDT #14345 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

That certainly does deserve a Good Mommy award, Barb.

I'm hungry, but I'm going out to dinner soon, so I figured I'd be good and have fruit rather than something more substantial. I think this is the driest grapefruit I've ever eaten.


WindSparrow - Jun 27, 2009 11:30:45 am PDT #14346 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

You do well to flee from the Maine Coon named Catherine, townspeople. She would shed on your sofas and be cute in your general direction, also would bully your dogs and teach your dust bunnies to dance jigs of derision behind your backs.

Also, if she maded you a tookie, she would have eated it.