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Spike/Harm ,'Help'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cashmere - Jun 25, 2009 5:43:06 am PDT #13940 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

{{{{CookieFamily}}}} Don't hesitate to slip the stirrup and kick him upside the head if he exhibits any assholishness. Hopefully, he'll be professional.


Glamcookie - Jun 25, 2009 5:43:39 am PDT #13941 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Yeah, I'm going to mention it to both offices. My OB's office could use a bit of a cluesticking as well that not all of their patients are hetero nor married. Their paperwork asked for "Husband's name" (I crossed out Husband and inserted Spouse) and when I was leaving the office, the receptionist asked if my "husband" is Jewish (for testing purposes). I said, "I don't have a husband." Stopped her dead in her tracks and she stumbled for a sec then was fine. I think it's more a matter of cluelessness than assholery, but still.


Glamcookie - Jun 25, 2009 5:44:33 am PDT #13942 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Oh, and one other OB hetero thing was that the dr. typed on the ultrasound pic, "Hi Mom and Dad." Argh. I wouldn't want that shit on there even if I were coupled with a man.


Trudy Booth - Jun 25, 2009 5:44:40 am PDT #13943 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

{{{{GC&DW&littlecookie}}}}

Hmm... WindSparrow brings up an important point -- we have yet to "name" this sproglet.

Something cookie-related seems appropriate. Little crum? Chip? Sprinkle?


amych - Jun 25, 2009 5:46:16 am PDT #13944 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Cookie dough. (After all, still baking.)


Trudy Booth - Jun 25, 2009 5:46:58 am PDT #13945 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Oooh! Cookie dough! And its even Buffyish -- that one's a double.


Fay - Jun 25, 2009 5:55:09 am PDT #13946 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Cookie Dough is made of win! Mad props for the reference!

Alternatively, there's always Chip, which is even kind of an actual name, I understand.


Trudy Booth - Jun 25, 2009 7:05:54 am PDT #13947 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Can I take acetominiphen and naproxen without killing my liver (or whatever)? The Pamprin ain't doin' it alone.


Hil R. - Jun 25, 2009 7:26:24 am PDT #13948 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Can I take acetominiphen and naproxen without killing my liver (or whatever)? The Pamprin ain't doin' it alone.

Yeah, that combination is fine. Just don't also have alcohol.


DavidS - Jun 25, 2009 7:30:23 am PDT #13949 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Oh, and one other OB hetero thing was that the dr. typed on the ultrasound pic, "Hi Mom and Dad."

Fuck dat. People really ought to know better than to get cutesy around OB stuff.

Alternatively, there's always Chip, which is even kind of an actual name, I understand.

My college roommate was named Chip. His two best friends when he was growing up? Also named Chip. (Very preppy. Though not as preppy as Trip.)