100% straight (i.e. heterosexual).
No comment.
Spike: We got a history, him and me. Fred: What? Spike: It was a long time ago. He was a young Watcher, fresh out of the academy when we crossed paths. It was a, what-you-call battle of wills and blood was spilled. Vendettas were sworn. It was a whole-- Fred: My God you're so full of crap. Spike: Yeah. Okay.
'Unleashed'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Sean K - Jun 24, 2009 5:50:44 pm PDT #13894 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Sean K - Jun 24, 2009 5:52:10 pm PDT #13895 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I am intensely chivalrous, and, if you date me, you are required to respond to my chivalry as a LADY. You are the GIRL. Chivalry is about you allowing me to HONOR the girl in you. This means you let ME walk on the street side of the sidewalk, and you let ME open all doors for you (including when you are exiting from my car). It means you let ME decide where I would like to take you (e.g. what restaurant, what concert, what hotel, etc.), and when I tell you where I would like to take you, you tell me your FEELINGS with the understanding that if I sense that you are uncomfortable or disappointed with my offer, then I will change it because my goal is to make you HAPPY. It means that when I offer you flowers and gifts, you accept them graciously.... you should have empty vases in your home. It means that you let ME pay for everything on our dates, even if you have a lot more money than I do. It means if we are at a restaurant and I am hungry and you are busy talking, that when our food finally arrives you realize that YOU must take the first bite, and by ignoring your food as you keep yacking away you are making me starve!
OMGEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWWHYCAN'TISTOPREADINGTHIS???EWEWEWEWEW!
Sean K - Jun 24, 2009 5:56:02 pm PDT #13896 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
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If I find someone mocking me on some other website, I will serve them with a C&D.
Barb - Jun 24, 2009 6:00:47 pm PDT #13897 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
OMGEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWWHYCAN'TISTOPREADINGTHIS???EWEWEWEWEW!
JesusGOD, I see your OMGEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWWHYCAN'TISTOPREADINGTHIS???EWEWEWEWEW!
And raise it a FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU MISOGYNISTIC ASSCHUNK
Ginger - Jun 24, 2009 6:00:59 pm PDT #13898 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
100% straight (i.e. heterosexual).
This is only theoretical, since he's a virgin. Whores pay him to go away.
DCJensen - Jun 24, 2009 6:13:52 pm PDT #13899 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
although it's pronounced more like "fa" with a short "a".
That's a long long way to run.
billytea - Jun 24, 2009 6:19:57 pm PDT #13900 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
For someone who claims to have advanced skills in emotional processing, he seems to be desperate to avoid anything outside a pretty narrow comfort zone.
WindSparrow - Jun 24, 2009 6:21:45 pm PDT #13901 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
No, he's not angry at all.
'Scuse me while I try to find my eyes. They fell out from all the rolling.
Also, I heart Ginger's spicy brains.
billytea - Jun 24, 2009 6:23:11 pm PDT #13902 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
This is only theoretical, since he's a virgin. Whores pay him to go away.
They call it "reclaiming their innocence".
tommyrot - Jun 24, 2009 6:25:05 pm PDT #13903 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Now I want someone to answer the ad so they can meet him and install a tracking device.
I want to know what happens to him! (Especially if it's something bad and/or funny.)
(The schadenfreudemobile is running hot tonight!)