This is only theoretical, since he's a virgin. Whores pay him to go away.
They call it "reclaiming their innocence".
Willow: Happy hunting. Buffy: Wish me monsters.
'Beneath You'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
billytea - Jun 24, 2009 6:23:11 pm PDT #13902 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
tommyrot - Jun 24, 2009 6:25:05 pm PDT #13903 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Now I want someone to answer the ad so they can meet him and install a tracking device.
I want to know what happens to him! (Especially if it's something bad and/or funny.)
(The schadenfreudemobile is running hot tonight!)
WindSparrow - Jun 24, 2009 6:27:41 pm PDT #13904 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Can I just say, that this guy has given me a new appreciation for the perfectly cromulent examples of manhood that are the Buffista men? They really know how to enjoy and nurture the amazingly divine Buffista women - i.e. with actual respect and genuine affection. I love you guys, and I love the way you love my sisters in Buffistaness.
Cass - Jun 24, 2009 6:28:08 pm PDT #13905 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Sure. She's reliable about not answering the damned phone and never, ever making dates with the whackaloon.
Oooh, *I* could do that. I've been very good at not answering the phone and avoiding dates!
Barb - Jun 24, 2009 6:28:25 pm PDT #13906 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Has Sean finally expired from the terror of Goddess!Guy?
Sweetie, you still breathing over there?
brenda m - Jun 24, 2009 6:29:57 pm PDT #13907 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Okay, so flipping around after coming home from the bars the goddess guy shit is getting all mixed up with the Sanford stuff and whoa, that is not where my brain needs to be right now.
Sean K - Jun 24, 2009 6:31:17 pm PDT #13908 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
t is broken
t send help
Barb - Jun 24, 2009 6:36:24 pm PDT #13909 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Just center your spirituality on the fact that you're nowhere near as nuts as this guy, Sean. Deep breaths and reassure yourself with thoughts of what the Buffista women would do to this clown if given the opportunity.
You want broken...
Hil R. - Jun 24, 2009 6:36:54 pm PDT #13910 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Kale popsicles and kale ice cream: [link]
(I find this blog kind of interesting, in a looking-at-other-people's-lives sort of way, but kale popsicles are just going too far.)
WindSparrow - Jun 24, 2009 6:38:49 pm PDT #13911 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Here is a video from YouTube of an animation [link] which is so not right. It features a penguin, an ice flow, and ... some other creatures.
It, however, is less wrong than kale popsicles.