Ginger, FTW!

From the "ABOUT" "ME" section:

20 years of daily breath practices as taught by Sri Sri Ravi Shankar, who is my main spiritual teacher and mentor.

Shenanigans.

Numerous other longtime advanced spiritual practices, including healing/resolving matters from several past lives.

Shenanigans.

Nonjudgmental.

Bullshit.

Advanced skills at emotional processing.

Bullshit.

I rarely get angry (perhaps 3 times per year and just for a few minutes, then it's gone).

This is what he will say out loud every time he beats his "Goddess" for mouthing off, or getting out of line. Neither will be able to tell who it is he's trying to convince.

Extremely patient.

Bullshit.

Emotionally centered and grounded. Happy. Calm. Spending time with me will calm you down and make you feel peaceful inside. But I will also challenge you to expand and grow. I will challenge you to let the Goddess within you be fully expressed and manifested in the external world.

I really don't know why this paragraph has me calling shenanigans, rather than any of the others (or really the whole damned thing), but "SHENANIGANS!"

However, when God tells me to do things I am uncomfortable with doing or am afraid of doing, I sometimes "argue" with God.... but God always wins.

When God appears to me as my neighbor's rottweiler, He tells me to kill people, and burn things. I don't argue with God when he's my neighbor's rottweiler.

100% straight (i.e. heterosexual).

No comment.

I am intensely chivalrous, and, if you date me, you are required to respond to my chivalry as a LADY. You are the GIRL. Chivalry is about you allowing me to HONOR the girl in you. This means you let ME walk on the street side of the sidewalk, and you let ME open all doors for you (including when you are exiting from my car). It means you let ME decide where I would like to take you (e.g. what restaurant, what concert, what hotel, etc.), and when I tell you where I would like to take you, you tell me your FEELINGS with the understanding that if I sense that you are uncomfortable or disappointed with my offer, then I will change it because my goal is to make you HAPPY. It means that when I offer you flowers and gifts, you accept them graciously.... you should have empty vases in your home. It means that you let ME pay for everything on our dates, even if you have a lot more money than I do. It means if we are at a restaurant and I am hungry and you are busy talking, that when our food finally arrives you realize that YOU must take the first bite, and by ignoring your food as you keep yacking away you are making me starve!

OMGEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWWHYCAN'TISTOPREADINGTHIS???EWEWEWEWEW!

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If I find someone mocking me on some other website, I will serve them with a C&D.

OMGEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWWHYCAN'TISTOPREADINGTHIS???EWEWEWEWEW!

JesusGOD, I see your OMGEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWWHYCAN'TISTOPREADINGTHIS???EWEWEWEWEW!

And raise it a FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU MISOGYNISTIC ASSCHUNK

100% straight (i.e. heterosexual).

This is only theoretical, since he's a virgin. Whores pay him to go away.

although it's pronounced more like "fa" with a short "a".

That's a long long way to run.

For someone who claims to have advanced skills in emotional processing, he seems to be desperate to avoid anything outside a pretty narrow comfort zone.