Yes, there is. There's a hurry, Xander. I'm dying...I may have as few as fifty years left.

Anya ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Typo Boy - Jun 23, 2009 10:01:40 am PDT #13639 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

You know one could mess with the punctuation and it still would be true:

"I look pretty, pregnant."


smonster - Jun 23, 2009 10:13:25 am PDT #13640 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Vortex, those pictures look seriously cool. Oh, the marvelous mind of Tim Burton.


Vortex - Jun 23, 2009 10:14:05 am PDT #13641 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I know, I am VERY excited.


Steph L. - Jun 23, 2009 10:45:04 am PDT #13642 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I just ate the $6 Godiva chocolate-covered strawberry.

Not worth $6. *Possibly* worth $4.


Kathy A - Jun 23, 2009 10:47:50 am PDT #13643 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I've found that a lot of the "fancy" chocolate-covered strawberries I'll buy (and spend mucho bucks on) tend to be a bit dried out. One of my co-workers is an admin for the department next door, and if they're having a big meeting, a lot of time she'll bring in homemade goodies, including chocolate-covered strawberries that are juicy, sweet, and just wonderful!


erin_obscure - Jun 23, 2009 10:50:21 am PDT #13644 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Happy birthday Teppy!


erikaj - Jun 23, 2009 10:55:35 am PDT #13645 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

yum, Kathy!


Sean K - Jun 23, 2009 10:55:58 am PDT #13646 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

So that problem with the bum checks? I spoke to my bank over the phone today, and they're filing a claim against the charges, closing the old account, opening a new account and basically doing a bang up job of taking care of it.


Barb - Jun 23, 2009 10:56:57 am PDT #13647 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

I am the chocolate-covered strawberry's ho.

I want about oh... two or three perfect strawberry's and a glass of bubbly.

And a bubble bath.

And a cabana boy.


tommyrot - Jun 23, 2009 10:57:19 am PDT #13648 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

basically doing a bang up job of taking care of it.

Yay!