You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Jun 22, 2009 5:30:15 pm PDT #13533 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Since I will be asleep at the fateful moment

I should have mentioned that -- I plan to be asleep at midnight, myself. Due in no small part to the aforementioned advancing age, I need at least 18-20 hours of sleep a night.


sj - Jun 22, 2009 5:37:32 pm PDT #13534 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Happy early Birthday, Teppy!

Thanks for the info. That side effect should be fine.


sj - Jun 22, 2009 7:07:08 pm PDT #13535 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Some people seriously need to learn to mind their own fucking business.


erikaj - Jun 22, 2009 7:10:23 pm PDT #13536 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

wrod. first they'd have to get some, most likely, but I feel you on this.


sj - Jun 22, 2009 7:18:04 pm PDT #13537 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I was walking with my crutches when a random person asked an airport worker to get me a wheelchair without so much as speaking one word to me. I know he meant well, but WTF?


Hil R. - Jun 22, 2009 7:20:24 pm PDT #13538 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I was walking with my crutches when a random person asked an airport worker to get me a wheelchair without so much as speaking one word to me. I know he meant well, but WTF?

The hell?


Ginger - Jun 22, 2009 7:22:50 pm PDT #13539 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

That's appalling, sj. Words I do not want on my tombstone: She meant well.


erikaj - Jun 22, 2009 7:24:38 pm PDT #13540 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Oh, great. He meant well. So now you can't tell him to get a hobby. I hate that. At least with the intrusive ones you can fall back on your more annoying teenaged gambits such as sighing, eye-rolling and the You Cannot Be Serious face.


sj - Jun 22, 2009 7:28:44 pm PDT #13541 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I looked at him and in my fakest polite tone said, "thank you sir, but I don't need a wheelchair at the moment". Shocked the hell out of him.


Ginger - Jun 22, 2009 7:30:18 pm PDT #13542 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Did you ask the airport person to bring him a brain?