Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.

Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - Jun 22, 2009 7:18:04 pm PDT #13537 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I was walking with my crutches when a random person asked an airport worker to get me a wheelchair without so much as speaking one word to me. I know he meant well, but WTF?


Hil R. - Jun 22, 2009 7:20:24 pm PDT #13538 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I was walking with my crutches when a random person asked an airport worker to get me a wheelchair without so much as speaking one word to me. I know he meant well, but WTF?

The hell?


Ginger - Jun 22, 2009 7:22:50 pm PDT #13539 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

That's appalling, sj. Words I do not want on my tombstone: She meant well.


erikaj - Jun 22, 2009 7:24:38 pm PDT #13540 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Oh, great. He meant well. So now you can't tell him to get a hobby. I hate that. At least with the intrusive ones you can fall back on your more annoying teenaged gambits such as sighing, eye-rolling and the You Cannot Be Serious face.


sj - Jun 22, 2009 7:28:44 pm PDT #13541 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I looked at him and in my fakest polite tone said, "thank you sir, but I don't need a wheelchair at the moment". Shocked the hell out of him.


Ginger - Jun 22, 2009 7:30:18 pm PDT #13542 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Did you ask the airport person to bring him a brain?


sj - Jun 22, 2009 7:36:57 pm PDT #13543 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Heh. No, apparently I needed you with me, Ginger. I never think quick enough with the sarcasm.


sj - Jun 22, 2009 7:39:57 pm PDT #13544 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

ION, poor TCG looks awful, but he is lucky a carry a medicine cabinet in my purse. I did tell him not to finish my soup the other night...


Ginger - Jun 22, 2009 7:44:12 pm PDT #13545 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I probably wouldn't have had a snappy comeback if it happened to me, because I would be too busy being furious.


erikaj - Jun 22, 2009 7:51:47 pm PDT #13546 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

And the thing that makes me craziest is that when I've asked for help, that same guy would be studying his cuticles. FTR, Gavin de Becker says if you do need assistance in public you're better asking for yourself than accepting Random Do-Gooder Assistance, because he might have an agenda that isn't yours.