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Sophia Brooks - Jun 16, 2009 4:08:57 pm PDT #13191 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

aren't they sort of like carrots crossed with turnips?


Deena - Jun 16, 2009 4:10:44 pm PDT #13192 of 30000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Hey Hil! I've been having Life Issues. I try to keep up, but it's hard to think of something worth posting by the time I get to the end of the thread.


Polter-Cow - Jun 16, 2009 4:13:37 pm PDT #13193 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

They sound like they should be like radishes.

And you suggested pie?

Someone somewhere has made a radish pie, surely.

aren't they sort of like carrots crossed with turnips?

Turnips! That sounds like parsnips. Maybe they should be carsnips.


Nora Deirdre - Jun 16, 2009 4:18:11 pm PDT #13194 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Deena!!! I miss you.

Oh, GC, I am so, so happy for you! Pregnant! Congrats. That is going to be the luckiest baby in the world.

Got back from Ohio, spent some awesome time with my very pregnant sister and my hilarious niecephews. They are getting so big.

We went to the Columbus Zoo, which was filled with all sorts of awesome animals. They put the crocodiles next to the flamingos, a plan flawed at best, in my opinion.

Also, Tom and I are going to New Orleans on Christmas! Whooo!


Laura - Jun 16, 2009 4:47:56 pm PDT #13195 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

GC, they did my glucose tests early. I assume it was because I was elderly. Doing the mom thing later in life was the best choice for me. Also, I will be`a real old lady before I am a grandma that way.

Deena! Always good to see your font.


sumi - Jun 16, 2009 4:49:54 pm PDT #13196 of 30000
Art Crawl!!!

Parsnips are delicious, why wouldn't you have bought parsnips?


Nora Deirdre - Jun 16, 2009 4:55:40 pm PDT #13197 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

So true, sumi.


Calli - Jun 16, 2009 5:11:08 pm PDT #13198 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

They're kind of like carrots, but they're white instead of orange, and taste kind of sweet.

Maybe you could make cake. Like carrot cake, only with parsnips. Enough cream cheese frosting and any vegetative differences will be irrelevant.


meara - Jun 16, 2009 6:06:45 pm PDT #13199 of 30000

Anybody know why I bought a bag of parsnips?

You thought it was wintertime, and wanted root veggies? Roasted? Soup?


Hil R. - Jun 16, 2009 6:12:37 pm PDT #13200 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I just found a recipe for parsnip scallion pancakes. I'm pretty sure this wasn't what I was planning to make, but they look pretty good.