Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Sean, are you coming to the F2F? I forget. 'Cause if you are, we are SO doing tequila shots, and bitching about singledom, and playing one-upmanship about the dearth of potential partners. (And I will win this game, because I am a shy, geeky white chick of excessively Rubensian build, in my thirties and living in Thailand. It's like a Royal Flush of Crapitude, when it comes to getting chatted up.)
You're coming to F2F, Fay?
Dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit.
That is to say, no. No I will not be at F2F. But we can share a shot virtually in the same time zone next weekend.
Now, who's responsible for that that I can't stop humming and whistling the Dixie anthem all day long?
I'm passing by some history professors here, you know. That might be dangerous. They might wanna start up a conversation, and all I know about it is "Oh, that was in Gone With the Wind". And The Afghan Whigs loves to sing it from time to time, too".
So, yeah.
Why did I read the comments? You warned me, and still I did!
ETA- the young newlyweds are adorable, however.
Bugger. Ah well - I'll drink a toast in your honour, mate. (Although I anticipate being the red-eyed Queen of the Zombie people for, well, probably the whole F2F, what with flying for practically a day to get there.)
Now I'm really bummed I'm not going to be at F2F, Fay. I really would have liked to share those shots with you. You know, in person.
Ah well - next time, eh?
(F2F in Bangkok! I'm telling you, it's the way forward, people!)
In honour of the Traditional Buffista Greeting, I have just been and got my hair cut. Go me!
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(Honestly, Sean, I was within a hair's breadth of resorting to a sad emoticon just then. Because it does suck.)
And I will win this game, because I am a shy, geeky white chick of excessively Rubensian build, in my thirties and living in Thailand. It's like a Royal Flush of Crapitude, when it comes to getting chatted up.
Try being a shy, geeky, middle-aged fat white chick who works out of a home office.
No Sean at the F2F? That sucks.
I really need to be doing laundry right now. So tired.
Ooh, Ginger, I meant to tell you I finished GreatStuffing my drywall holes behind the plumbing. Worked like a charm and it's definitely less drafty. Thanks for the rec.
Of course I only used a fraction of the can, so then I was wandering around the house looking for stuff to foam and that never ends well. Hee!
Try being a shy, geeky, middle-aged fat white chick who works out of a home office.
I am that right now, AIFG!
