We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!

Anya ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sean K - Jun 15, 2009 6:43:18 am PDT #12959 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Now I'm really bummed I'm not going to be at F2F, Fay. I really would have liked to share those shots with you. You know, in person.


Fay - Jun 15, 2009 6:47:47 am PDT #12960 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Ah well - next time, eh?

(F2F in Bangkok! I'm telling you, it's the way forward, people!)

In honour of the Traditional Buffista Greeting, I have just been and got my hair cut. Go me!

eta

(Honestly, Sean, I was within a hair's breadth of resorting to a sad emoticon just then. Because it does suck.)


Ginger - Jun 15, 2009 7:06:59 am PDT #12961 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

And I will win this game, because I am a shy, geeky white chick of excessively Rubensian build, in my thirties and living in Thailand. It's like a Royal Flush of Crapitude, when it comes to getting chatted up.

Try being a shy, geeky, middle-aged fat white chick who works out of a home office.


sj - Jun 15, 2009 7:10:56 am PDT #12962 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

No Sean at the F2F? That sucks.

I really need to be doing laundry right now. So tired.


Liese S. - Jun 15, 2009 7:13:24 am PDT #12963 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Ooh, Ginger, I meant to tell you I finished GreatStuffing my drywall holes behind the plumbing. Worked like a charm and it's definitely less drafty. Thanks for the rec.

Of course I only used a fraction of the can, so then I was wandering around the house looking for stuff to foam and that never ends well. Hee!


Zenkitty - Jun 15, 2009 7:14:53 am PDT #12964 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Try being a shy, geeky, middle-aged fat white chick who works out of a home office.

I am that right now, AIFG!


Sean K - Jun 15, 2009 7:15:43 am PDT #12965 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Yeah, it's been years since I attended one. And I already really wanted to go to this one, because Seattle! Jilli! Pete! Plei! All the PNWistas!


Shir - Jun 15, 2009 7:17:52 am PDT #12966 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Try being a shy, geeky, middle-aged fat white chick who works out of a home office.

I am that right now, AIFG!

You should start a union.


Calli - Jun 15, 2009 7:29:52 am PDT #12967 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Try being a shy, geeky, middle-aged fat white chick who works out of a home office.

Or one who works out of a non-profit office where everyone else is female and straight or (for either gender) married.


NoiseDesign - Jun 15, 2009 7:40:30 am PDT #12968 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

I am on my flight. I am seated in first class. Hopefully this means in 5 hours I will be in Orlando.