Angel: Yeah, I never told anyone about this, but I-I liked your poems. Spike: You like Barry Manilow.

'Hell Bound'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Volans - Jun 09, 2009 10:49:02 am PDT #12389 of 30000
move out and draw fire

{{{Barb and your son}}}

Middle school sucks. Mostly because of middleschoolers.


Shir - Jun 09, 2009 11:18:49 am PDT #12390 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I just came back from swing party. I was introduced to swing when I was in Seattle, and loved it. It's the first swing-event they have in Jerusalem since I moved here, and they might start a group. Life is good.

{{{Buffistas and family}}} from the stupid and the misfortunes of the world. I say it has to be so; it's not Monday anymore, anywhere.

And as for me, thank you for your words. I can't not to answer her email. But doing so, I'll tell her that that's why I want to cut things. I hope it'll work. I hope it won't be as painful as I think of it.


Vortex - Jun 09, 2009 11:21:18 am PDT #12391 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

i'm sure that I'm not the only one who did a double take there, right?

FYI, Shir "swing" can have a very different connotation in English, so I'd advise using "swing dancing". Unless you are going to a partner swapping sex party, in which case I'd say make sure that everyone uses protection.


Hil R. - Jun 09, 2009 11:22:14 am PDT #12392 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

i'm sure that I'm not the only one who did a double take there, right?

Not the only one.


sj - Jun 09, 2009 11:29:07 am PDT #12393 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I just heard back from T. The stroke was very superficial, and they are thinking now it might have been a small clot. They're running blood tests now to check clotting, putting her on asprin therapy, and waiting and watching her for now. So, tentative good news.


Shir - Jun 09, 2009 11:29:24 am PDT #12394 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

palmface

Dancing. Swing dancing. I promise to report here if and when sex will happen. So far, only dancing.

But I'll leave it that way for your delight, native English speakers.

... ve'Nire'h otchem menasim lehagid et ze b'Ivrit. God, I hope it didn't open up a portal somewhere.


Calli - Jun 09, 2009 11:31:40 am PDT #12395 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm sorry, Barb. I'm glad your son has a supportive home to go back to, after dealing with sucktastic classmates.


tommyrot - Jun 09, 2009 11:31:58 am PDT #12396 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Shir, have you seen this classic Montey Python sketch?

Monty Python - Nudge Nudge Sketch


erikaj - Jun 09, 2009 11:38:18 am PDT #12397 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Suddenly picturing Shir wondering why American swing dancers were so dang friendly. Ha, I shouldn't laugh...your English is terrific and I don't know any Hebrew. But I did just buy a whole printer and printer accessories for $112. So I might just do one of Ari Gold's secret, on the phone, happy dances in a second...maybe including a terrorist fist bump.


Shir - Jun 09, 2009 11:42:39 am PDT #12398 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Nudge Nudge Sketch

Dear God, why in order to be funny people thing they have to mimic sportscasters? It just make me want to kick them.

Suddenly picturing Shir wondering why American swing dancers were so dang friendly

Oh, they were. They most certainly were.