The count of three isn't a plan. It's Sesame Street.

Buffy ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Barb - Jun 01, 2009 5:30:28 pm PDT #11669 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Barb it's under 3K, a steal !

As Lewis said, "At least you didn't like the Gucci."

You gotta love my husband's perspective.

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amych - Jun 01, 2009 5:31:48 pm PDT #11670 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

At least you didn't like the Gucci.

That is not a dress for women with tits.


Barb - Jun 01, 2009 5:38:12 pm PDT #11671 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Half the dresses on the sale page aren't designed for women with tits.

Even as modestly endowed as I am, I find myself going, "Oh hell no."


meara - Jun 01, 2009 5:42:29 pm PDT #11672 of 30000

Aaaaagh.

Can someone be helpful for me, and text juliana that I am USELESS, and not only managed to let my cellphone die, but then when I tried to head back to my hotel room to plug it in for a few minutes, accidentally got back to my hotel room before realizing I LEFT the cellphone at the barnes and noble? er, or something to that effect?


Polter-Cow - Jun 01, 2009 5:48:09 pm PDT #11673 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I left her a message, meara.


Vortex - Jun 01, 2009 5:58:32 pm PDT #11674 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

sent her a text, meara.


juliana - Jun 01, 2009 6:31:12 pm PDT #11675 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Both P-C and Vortex are awesome for letting me know. Currently sitting at the bar, waiting for miz meara.


beekaytee - Jun 01, 2009 6:34:33 pm PDT #11676 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

I have, frankly, never understood the appeal of garments priced like cars. 5k for a peasant dress? How on earth is a collection of fabric worth that? (excepting, of course, vintage, art or orgasm-inducing fabrics)


Pix - Jun 01, 2009 8:42:27 pm PDT #11677 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

In OMGWTFBBQ news, it is really, really funny to discover what comes up with random wedding googling. Here's my favorite so far:

Capt. Howie feels his most important service is to help you open up your hearts and focus deeply on your sacred commitment. This commitment is so divine, we call it a covenant. All marriages face challenges in time. However, only those couples willing to weather through the inevitable storms that lie ahead will taste the unlimited nectar of Divine Love. Capt. Howie does not read or recite a standard, hackneyed wedding spiel. Rather, after speaking with you before the ceremony, he composes personalized words that focus on the Divine Nature of love and the true essence of your Wedding in Hawaii.

BWAHAHAHAAHAHA! I want Capt. Howie to marry us!

Drew says he is no longer speaking to me.


meara - Jun 01, 2009 8:48:22 pm PDT #11678 of 30000

Hahahah! Captain Howie sounds like he may be your True Destiny, Kristin!

Was able to find Juliana and have a drink. Sadly, not a creme brulee, as that was oddly heated and textured and it got sent back, but a drink and a handing over of some prom funds and some plotting of good times for the future and some laughing over times of the past. Heheheheh. (Insert your favorite sound of evil laughter as needed)

(edit: and thanks to PC and Vortex for letting her know I'd be late! Thankfully, my phone was still sitting on the table at Barnes and Noble when I got back there--whew!!)