Ben: I didn't ask for any of this. I just want to be normal. Gronx: I wanted to be an underwear model. We play the hand we're dealt.

'Touched'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Polter-Cow - Jun 01, 2009 5:48:09 pm PDT #11673 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I left her a message, meara.


Vortex - Jun 01, 2009 5:58:32 pm PDT #11674 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

sent her a text, meara.


juliana - Jun 01, 2009 6:31:12 pm PDT #11675 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Both P-C and Vortex are awesome for letting me know. Currently sitting at the bar, waiting for miz meara.


beekaytee - Jun 01, 2009 6:34:33 pm PDT #11676 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

I have, frankly, never understood the appeal of garments priced like cars. 5k for a peasant dress? How on earth is a collection of fabric worth that? (excepting, of course, vintage, art or orgasm-inducing fabrics)


Pix - Jun 01, 2009 8:42:27 pm PDT #11677 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

In OMGWTFBBQ news, it is really, really funny to discover what comes up with random wedding googling. Here's my favorite so far:

Capt. Howie feels his most important service is to help you open up your hearts and focus deeply on your sacred commitment. This commitment is so divine, we call it a covenant. All marriages face challenges in time. However, only those couples willing to weather through the inevitable storms that lie ahead will taste the unlimited nectar of Divine Love. Capt. Howie does not read or recite a standard, hackneyed wedding spiel. Rather, after speaking with you before the ceremony, he composes personalized words that focus on the Divine Nature of love and the true essence of your Wedding in Hawaii.

BWAHAHAHAAHAHA! I want Capt. Howie to marry us!

Drew says he is no longer speaking to me.


meara - Jun 01, 2009 8:48:22 pm PDT #11678 of 30000

Hahahah! Captain Howie sounds like he may be your True Destiny, Kristin!

Was able to find Juliana and have a drink. Sadly, not a creme brulee, as that was oddly heated and textured and it got sent back, but a drink and a handing over of some prom funds and some plotting of good times for the future and some laughing over times of the past. Heheheheh. (Insert your favorite sound of evil laughter as needed)

(edit: and thanks to PC and Vortex for letting her know I'd be late! Thankfully, my phone was still sitting on the table at Barnes and Noble when I got back there--whew!!)


Laga - Jun 01, 2009 8:50:53 pm PDT #11679 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Dark Garden corset wedding gowns

I'm pretty sure this is the first time wedding planning has ever made me horny.

Barb it's under 3K, a steal !

nah. Too Swinton-ey

I want Capt. Howie to marry us!

Capt. Howie does seem kinda awesome. I got married by a judge who looked like Chuck E. Gray. We neglected to tell him we'd be walking down the aisle to Metallica. He seemed very annoyed with us.


Atropa - Jun 01, 2009 8:56:59 pm PDT #11680 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I want Capt. Howie to marry us!

This is where I point out that Clovis IS ordained ...


Laga - Jun 01, 2009 8:59:10 pm PDT #11681 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Clovis is ordained?!

Oh my.


juliana - Jun 01, 2009 8:59:50 pm PDT #11682 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

some laughing over times of the past. Heheheheh. (Insert your favorite sound of evil laughter as needed)

Just make sure there was a lot of it, because between the two of us, we had a lot of shenanigan-y past times and a lot of laughter. "Twas fun!