If the internet is out for, like, 30 seconds, I FLIP OUT like a mammal.
Totally.
A year and a half ago, I could have eviscerated him with my thoughts. Now I can barely hurt his feelings. Things used to be so much simpler.
Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
brenda m - May 27, 2009 10:46:35 am PDT #11166 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
beth b - May 27, 2009 10:48:36 am PDT #11167 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Last time we lost power -- I was out of the house in 15 min -- looking for free wireless.
When I get those inexplicable needs to just eat and eat and eat -- I try to make sure there is a lot of good for me food in the house. At least I get nutrition.
Jessica - May 27, 2009 10:50:35 am PDT #11168 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
If the internet is out for, like, 30 seconds, I FLIP OUT like a mammal.
This is the number 1 main reason I love my iPhone. I will never have to be without interwebs again.
erikaj - May 27, 2009 10:51:19 am PDT #11169 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
When I was taking adaptive exercise, I ate meat in quantities I haven't since.
Sean K - May 27, 2009 10:54:06 am PDT #11170 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Nobody's asking why P-C suddenly knows what a real FBI badge looks like?
amych - May 27, 2009 10:54:08 am PDT #11171 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
This is the number 1 main reason I love my iPhone. I will never have to be without interwebs again.
Yes! I still hate phones, but it's my adorable little redundant internet connection!
Polter-Cow - May 27, 2009 10:59:04 am PDT #11172 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Nobody's asking why P-C suddenly knows what a real FBI badge looks like?
SERIOUSLY. I give you guys an opening...
A friend used me as a character reference for her to get security clearance at her new job. She had to list fifteen different people. I got a call yesterday that began, "Hello, I'm Special Agent..." and my brain stopped processing information for a few seconds.
We met today, and she asked me all sorts of weird questions like "What name did you know her by?" and "Does she have contact with non-U.S. citizens?" and "Is there anything about her that could be used to blackmail her?" I guess if you want to work for the government, you need to know fifteen people who can answer "No" to that question.
Shir - May 27, 2009 11:01:22 am PDT #11173 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
If there was a God, I'd be in a bar right now, with friends, drinking and watching Barcelona vs. Man. U.
~mas to those of you who are in need of.
d, congrats!
Because when your picture is taken, the camera steals part of your soul, and what is left doesn't look the same as before the photo was taken?
It's late and I'm tired, so someone please tell me if that was a joke or not, so I'll know if to respond it seriously with cool explanations.
Also? Why do I find this funny as hell? (NSFW) [link]
d - May 27, 2009 11:04:41 am PDT #11174 of 30000
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.
Thanks for the wishes! It's my first house.
It's a wisteria vine in the back. I kind of was hoping for a grape vine but dreams of making my own wine were quickly dashed. There are azaleas and asian lilies and a butterfly bush and a clematis and all sorts of stuff already there, and I have some of my own plants I'm bringing over so it will be fun!
Trudy Booth - May 27, 2009 11:07:45 am PDT #11175 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Wisteria are wonderful though.