If there was a God, I'd be in a bar right now, with friends, drinking and watching Barcelona vs. Man. U.

~mas to those of you who are in need of.

d, congrats!

Because when your picture is taken, the camera steals part of your soul, and what is left doesn't look the same as before the photo was taken?

It's late and I'm tired, so someone please tell me if that was a joke or not, so I'll know if to respond it seriously with cool explanations.

Also? Why do I find this funny as hell? (NSFW) [link]

Thanks for the wishes! It's my first house.

It's a wisteria vine in the back. I kind of was hoping for a grape vine but dreams of making my own wine were quickly dashed. There are azaleas and asian lilies and a butterfly bush and a clematis and all sorts of stuff already there, and I have some of my own plants I'm bringing over so it will be fun!

Wisteria are wonderful though.

P-C, I've been through that. It's totally weird.

Aims, hang in there and try to eat healthy snacks. I've upped my exercise recently and am going through something similar. I'm HOPING it passes.

Question: Is this a cool purse or have I been staring at etsy too long on low blood sugar?

I like that bag. And it's a bargain.

PG porn is awesome. Sad that the production values are better than real porn... or has porn gotten better in the 15 years or so since I was an avid consumer?

Question: Is this a cool purse or have I been staring at etsy too long on low blood sugar?

I have an unholy love for red bags, so I'm not a good judge because I love its redness.

The President has yet again shut down the Westside. I am trapped in my building for the indefinite future.

I have an unholy love for red bags, so I'm not a good judge because I love its redness.

See, this is also me. Plus it reminds me of Moulin Rouge, which is one of my favorite movies.

eta I think I might buy it as a 'go me for quitting smoking' thing.

smonster!

t tacklehug

amyth's killer strong coffee & a pb&j: purchased.