I'm catching up on the Jon & Kate Plus 8 now.
I'm sorry. You were going to ask me to choose, right? Did you want to finish?
Zoe ,'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
sj - May 27, 2009 8:24:36 am PDT #11133 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
WindSparrow - May 27, 2009 8:26:28 am PDT #11134 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Teppy, I'm thinking supportive thoughts for you as you puzzle out the source of the anxiety attack.
sj, much safe, progressing birth~ma for your cousin.
smonster, I'm sorry that you have icky cold calling to do. That is totally not fun.
Harvey is curled up in my arms as I type (thank the internet gods for the pouch he's in, or I couldn't type!). He's purring so sweetly and softly, I wish I could pour this purr through the interpipes to make everyone feel relaxed and loved and happy.
smonster - May 27, 2009 8:29:04 am PDT #11135 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Windsparrow, thanks for the good wishes.
thank the internet gods for the pouch he's in
linky, please? i've joked about something like this for one of my cats.
Polter-Cow - May 27, 2009 8:44:23 am PDT #11136 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I just walked into a large pane of glass. The doorway was a few inches to the right, it seems.
Dana - May 27, 2009 8:44:49 am PDT #11137 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
Did you also knock over a fruit stand while fleeing from the cops?
DavidS - May 27, 2009 8:47:56 am PDT #11138 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
::slips Hitchhiker's Guide To the Galaxy motto through the interpipes to Teppy::
My standard response when he says, "Do you KNOW how many calories are in that?!?" is "I don't actually care."
Chatty: "Do you KNOW how many calories are in that?!?"
Tep: "No, but I know exactly how many fat cells are between your ears: Three billion two hundred and seventy eight."
Or, in a perhaps more Michiganian response:
"I'm not sure of the calorie count, but I'm certain you're a fucking asshole."
Jessica - May 27, 2009 8:48:44 am PDT #11139 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
"I'm not sure of the calorie count, but I'm certain you're a fucking asshole."
"I can diet tomorrow, but you'll still be a classless douchenozzle."
Aims - May 27, 2009 8:50:03 am PDT #11140 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Chatty: "Do you KNOW how many calories are in that?!?"
Aimee: Sphincter says "what?"
Steph L. - May 27, 2009 8:52:03 am PDT #11141 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
::slips Hitchhiker's Guide To the Galaxy motto through the interpipes to Teppy::
Heh. I know. Ativan is on the job.
DavidS - May 27, 2009 8:52:27 am PDT #11142 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
This is why Mad Magazine's Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions is such an important institution in American culture.