Did you also knock over a fruit stand while fleeing from the cops?
Oh, yeah, baby, it's snakalicious in here.
Xander ,'Empty Places'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Dana - May 27, 2009 8:44:49 am PDT #11137 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
DavidS - May 27, 2009 8:47:56 am PDT #11138 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
::slips Hitchhiker's Guide To the Galaxy motto through the interpipes to Teppy::
My standard response when he says, "Do you KNOW how many calories are in that?!?" is "I don't actually care."
Chatty: "Do you KNOW how many calories are in that?!?"
Tep: "No, but I know exactly how many fat cells are between your ears: Three billion two hundred and seventy eight."
Or, in a perhaps more Michiganian response:
"I'm not sure of the calorie count, but I'm certain you're a fucking asshole."
Jessica - May 27, 2009 8:48:44 am PDT #11139 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
"I'm not sure of the calorie count, but I'm certain you're a fucking asshole."
"I can diet tomorrow, but you'll still be a classless douchenozzle."
Aims - May 27, 2009 8:50:03 am PDT #11140 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Chatty: "Do you KNOW how many calories are in that?!?"
Aimee: Sphincter says "what?"
Steph L. - May 27, 2009 8:52:03 am PDT #11141 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
::slips Hitchhiker's Guide To the Galaxy motto through the interpipes to Teppy::
Heh. I know. Ativan is on the job.
DavidS - May 27, 2009 8:52:27 am PDT #11142 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
This is why Mad Magazine's Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions is such an important institution in American culture.
WindSparrow - May 27, 2009 8:52:51 am PDT #11143 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
linky, please? i've joked about something like this for one of my cats.
The link to the page I got the plans from to make this pouch has evaporated, and it hasn't shown up on the Wayback Machine yet. A quick Google hasn't come up with any thing similar. Aaargh! If you want, later today I can try to describe how I make this one. It was incredibly easy. For now, I have to get offline so I can Sammie to the vet - annual shots and checkup.
P-C, you ok, man? How many fingers am I holding up? Two.
DavidS - May 27, 2009 8:54:02 am PDT #11144 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
By the way, Aims, I've got another answer for your neck scar when you tire of the Headless Hunt (As if!).
"For last Halloween I went as a Pez dispenser."
Polter-Cow - May 27, 2009 8:54:41 am PDT #11145 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
P-C, you ok, man? How many fingers am I holding up? T
Seven?
javachik - May 27, 2009 8:55:24 am PDT #11146 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Yeah, I'd have had words with that asshole a long time ago, but then I'm like that. Not saying you should, Tep, since everyone handles assholes differently.
Wait, that sounded funny.
I'm extremely lucky in that I work with people I like. There's one person who used to use baby-talk when she wanted help with something, but I told her to stop and she has. And another couple, who are married with kids (to others) are having an affair, and I don't care for that (one reports to the other...), but individually they're not annoying.
I need to get out of this hotel and go check out Niagara Falls. I am super hungry but the room service menu is limited, so I guess it's a tourist-trap restaurant for me!