Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!

River ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - May 25, 2009 9:17:50 pm PDT #10887 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

If it was sea-kittens being dipped into batter, that would be good.

hee!

It was fluffy white kittens and you dipped them into a swirling vat of permanent dye. The kittens did not enjoy this.


WindSparrow - May 25, 2009 9:27:13 pm PDT #10888 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

The kittens did not enjoy this.

Now I'm picturing fluffy day-glo orange kittens with solemn high feline disdain on their faces.


Laga - May 25, 2009 9:32:36 pm PDT #10889 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

All of them came out multi-colored but some people ended up with kittens that were half and half. My sister made one that was navy blue on one side and orange (but not the day-glo kind of orange) on the other. It was really hard to get people to listen to me that it was cruel and they should stop and when they did the kittens would turn into animatronics (like Salem on Sabrina the Teenaged Witch) and then change back again when the person turned away.


omnis_audis - May 25, 2009 9:41:18 pm PDT #10890 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Last night I dreamt there was a new one called "Dip a Kitten".
Huh, my mind went to the gutter on this one. I know, shocker.


Laga - May 25, 2009 9:42:54 pm PDT #10891 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I'm afraid the alcohol I've had this evening is moving the needle from fear towards curiosity of where exactly in the gutter your mind ended up. And it's not helping my grammar either.


omnis_audis - May 25, 2009 9:44:34 pm PDT #10892 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

well, if you don't think of the animal kitty, but euphemism, and, er, dipping into it.


Laga - May 25, 2009 9:45:19 pm PDT #10893 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Yeah that's too much of a stretch for humor, I think.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - May 25, 2009 10:15:27 pm PDT #10894 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

There is a Thor movie in the works, to be directed by Kenneth Branagh.

Yup, and apparently a movie of the Avengers is on the way, after the success of Iron Man...? - but Branagh? Um.

Today: writing. Massage. Writing writing writing occasional food break writing writing bed. Essay deadline one week away. This 'I will get a distinction and PhD funding' plan is interrupting my life, so it had better be worth it.


Shir - May 25, 2009 10:27:59 pm PDT #10895 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

What the smart Buffistas said, Hil. You don't owe him any apology. If the guy had any common sense, he would have known that.


WindSparrow - May 26, 2009 3:02:17 am PDT #10896 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Good luck and good vibes, Seska.