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billytea - May 21, 2009 6:00:28 pm PDT #10546 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

You made a baby--you know a LOT about girls.

You know, wile he's a teenager I think I'd be discouraging him from this kind of 'knowledge'.

Tell him all about the ducks and the echidnas! Though you probably want to leave out the mallard snuff porn. And possibly the corkscrew penis.

Hee. So if he asks about girls, I should distract him? I like that.

Otherwise, I'd have to fall back on personal experience. I met his mother through online dating, maybe I should start there. "You know, son, you can find women on the internet."

Maybe not.

Burrell - May 21, 2009 7:57:03 pm PDT #10547 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Yay for 5 year clean bill of health, Ginger. I just wish it didn't have to come with random pain.

all the people who promoted coffee enemas

I'm sorry, those folk have it all ass backwards.

Hil R. - May 21, 2009 8:23:09 pm PDT #10548 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Can't get to sleep. As usual.

omnis_audis - May 21, 2009 8:31:43 pm PDT #10549 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Welcome Kalliope! (ok, silly question, is that pronounced Kal-e-ope, or ca-lie-a-pea?)

Sean K - May 21, 2009 9:18:49 pm PDT #10550 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

ca-lie-a-pea

This one. She's one of the muses.

WindSparrow - May 21, 2009 9:19:00 pm PDT #10551 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

ca-lie-a-pea

This is how it sounds in my head.

Waves hello at Kalliope, no matter how her family says it.

Beverly - May 21, 2009 9:42:42 pm PDT #10552 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Ginger, clean five year mark is a fantastic thing.

Continued pain with no diagnosis is a gigantic PITA, and I wish you resolution and alleviation. SOMEbody has to have an answer. Somebody you don't have to pay buckets of insurance money you don't have.

Kalliope is a gorgeous name, for an inevitably gorgeous girl.

erin_obscure - May 22, 2009 3:23:32 am PDT #10553 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

I just discovered "group accupuncture" which isn't nearly as creepy as it sounds and allows me to get regular needling, which helps lots with the chronic pain, without having to deal with insurance or high fees. I am loving it. All the acupuncturists are fully trained and liscensed, but the treatment (fully clothed) happens in a large room with lots of recliners.

Since with acupuncture you are paying as much for the time spent lying on a table full of pins as you are for the actual time spent putting them in and taking them out...it makes the process WAAAAAY cheaper. Like $10 to $30 per visit instead of $80 to $150. Dunno how common this is in other parts of the globe, but it's catching on quite nicely in Portland.

eta: one major con is sometimes other patients in the room fall asleep and snore, which is super annoying. Some ppl bring earplugs, allegedly.

Anne W. - May 22, 2009 3:32:15 am PDT #10554 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Gronk. Second night in a row with 3 hours sleep.

Work today is going to be fun

d - May 22, 2009 3:49:41 am PDT #10555 of 30000
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

erin_o what I wouldn't give for fees like that! Mine is $110/visit. At least I get to lie there for about an hour, but still.

Welcome to the world, Kalliope.

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