Simon: You are my beautiful sister. River: I threw up on your bed. Simon: Yep. Definitely my sister.

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Anne W. - May 22, 2009 3:32:15 am PDT #10554 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Gronk. Second night in a row with 3 hours sleep.

Work today is going to be fun


d - May 22, 2009 3:49:41 am PDT #10555 of 30000
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

erin_o what I wouldn't give for fees like that! Mine is $110/visit. At least I get to lie there for about an hour, but still.

Welcome to the world, Kalliope.


Gris - May 22, 2009 3:51:13 am PDT #10556 of 30000
Hey. New board.

Can you not get the salad at Olive Garden sans parmesan? I mean, it's the world's most boring house salad (at least if you take off the big black olives) and it's usually way over-dressed, but I mean... it's salad.

And I'm surprised that all of their pasta has eggs. Or is it the sauces that are all unvegan?


smonster - May 22, 2009 4:22:00 am PDT #10557 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Probable post n run:

Hiya, Kalliope! May you truly be an inspiration.

Hil, not that I'm vegan, but that's one more reason for me to loathe Olive Garden. The other reason being that I've eaten their food twice and gotten sick both times.

Ginger, I wish I had a magic cure to suggest.

La la la, it's Friday.


Tom Scola - May 22, 2009 4:30:28 am PDT #10558 of 30000
hwæt

Olive Garden isn't an Italian restaurant, it's a parody of an Italian restaurant. The only thing missing was the organ grinder and monkey.


Trudy Booth - May 22, 2009 4:42:20 am PDT #10559 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

ca-lie-a-pea

This one. She's one of the muses.

This was my belief as well! However, over in Natter Flea just said:

Yay Kalliope! I know a 6 month old Kalliope whose father is Greek and it's pronounced the Greek way, Kall-ee-OH-pee, and she's called Popi (POPE-ee). But I think Kall-EYE-oh-pee is beautiful too.

And I'm all WHAT?!?!?!?

Olive Garden. Feh. I belonged to an improv group that liked having their meetings there. And it was conveniently located and had a nice big table in a quiet room that we could get which is no easy trick in this city without spending a mint. It had its merits. I also thought it was kitchy fun...

It turned out that half of us thought it was kitchy fun but half of us ACTUALLY LOVED THE FOOD. It was one of the primary snob moments of my life.


Toddson - May 22, 2009 4:44:22 am PDT #10560 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Yay Kalliope!

Sparky had a muse!

And we have a new amusement.

Ginger, sorry for the pain ... but yay for the clean bill of health.

And Olive Garden - I also have a friend who's gotten sick every one of the few times she's eaten there. I never have ... and, from what I hear, never will.

And Tom, they could also add a gondolier singing "Santa Lucia".


Calli - May 22, 2009 4:49:37 am PDT #10561 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I've eaten at Olive Garden a number of times with no ill effect. It was one of the few restaurants near the hospital where my parents both spent a lot of time, and I found their chicken parm to be pretty good comfort food, if not good Italian food. I don't think much of their salad, but that's not why I was there anyway.


Cashmere - May 22, 2009 4:53:28 am PDT #10562 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

My kids eat like bottomless pits at Olive Garden. That's reason enough for me to go.

I think I just ruined a new pair of Christopher's expensive work pants by not realizing they were dry clean. Feh.


billytea - May 22, 2009 4:56:44 am PDT #10563 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I recall Olive Garden having excellent garlic bread, and little else to distinguish it.