Man, you just get darker and darker, and the weird thing is, your aura? Beige.

Host ,'Why We Fight'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Fred Pete - May 21, 2009 9:29:01 am PDT #10514 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

So go with Zuchinni/onion/tomato/mushroom medley with italian spicing?

Certainly an option. I have some friends who make a lettuce, tomato, and goat cheese salad for every event.


Ginger - May 21, 2009 9:32:09 am PDT #10515 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I bring raw veggies and spinach dip to occasions that I feel will be under-vegetabled.


Trudy Booth - May 21, 2009 9:37:21 am PDT #10516 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Go for the accupuncture or something "weird" now, Ginger. Find something as weird as you can. Make it fun!


Frankenbuddha - May 21, 2009 9:54:31 am PDT #10517 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

He's going to ask me about girls. What do I know about girls?

Tell him all about the ducks and the echidnas! Though you probably want to leave out the mallard snuff porn. And possibly the corkscrew penis.


Shir - May 21, 2009 9:55:25 am PDT #10518 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I approve the nomness, Aims.

So, rememeber I told you about the exteremly cool geek wedding I went to the other month, and how all of the guests were supposed to come in costumes, and how the first dance was remakably awesome?

It's now on teh YouTubes.

And just so we'll make it clear - it started with a minute of tacky slow dance with picures of them. It was a complete surprise.

Best. Wedding. Ever.


Cashmere - May 21, 2009 10:01:57 am PDT #10519 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Best. Wedding. Ever.

I want to marry all of these people.


Shir - May 21, 2009 10:10:13 am PDT #10520 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I want to marry all of these people.

And that was BEFORE the alcohol (or, well, most of it). It was the week Watchmen premiered here, so we had 5-6 Watchmen and Watchwomen in there. Only, it was quite warm that night. The guy dressed as Rorschach kindda said, when I asked him how is he: "I'm wearing 3 layers of clothing and pantyhose over my face. How do you think I feel?"

Oh, and speaking of alcohol.

We just came back from traumatic grocery shopping of the month. So I introduced my folks to Bacardi Breezer.


Volans - May 21, 2009 10:43:41 am PDT #10521 of 30000
move out and draw fire

Dylan has been doing a weird thing lately where he puts one or both hands over his eyes as if he's got something in them. When you ask if they hurt he says no. (And he's not rubbing his eyes, just covering them.)

Both eyes at the same time? I ask because Mal was experimenting with the whole "Hey, each eye sees something slightly different" thing for a while. It's also possible D's doing the "hey, putting my hand(s) over my eyes makes it hard to see" experiment.


Barb - May 21, 2009 11:11:00 am PDT #10522 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Okay, this is very cool: First African-American woman ordained as a rabbi.


omnis_audis - May 21, 2009 11:30:51 am PDT #10523 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

A guy walks into the admin offices, asking if this is the right place to ask if the theater is hiring. We say yes, do you have a resume? "oh, um, no". I get that you were driving around, and spotted a theater and thought, "oh, I should ask", but what would be the first thing asked of you? A resume. @@