He's going to ask me about girls. What do I know about girls?
Tell him all about the ducks and the echidnas! Though you probably want to leave out the mallard snuff porn. And possibly the corkscrew penis.
It's possible that he's in the land of perpetual Wednesday, or the crazy melty land, or you know, the world without shrimp.
Anya ,'Showtime'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Frankenbuddha - May 21, 2009 9:54:31 am PDT #10517 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Shir - May 21, 2009 9:55:25 am PDT #10518 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
I approve the nomness, Aims.
So, rememeber I told you about the exteremly cool geek wedding I went to the other month, and how all of the guests were supposed to come in costumes, and how the first dance was remakably awesome?
And just so we'll make it clear - it started with a minute of tacky slow dance with picures of them. It was a complete surprise.
Best. Wedding. Ever.
Cashmere - May 21, 2009 10:01:57 am PDT #10519 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Best. Wedding. Ever.
I want to marry all of these people.
Shir - May 21, 2009 10:10:13 am PDT #10520 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
I want to marry all of these people.
And that was BEFORE the alcohol (or, well, most of it). It was the week Watchmen premiered here, so we had 5-6 Watchmen and Watchwomen in there. Only, it was quite warm that night. The guy dressed as Rorschach kindda said, when I asked him how is he: "I'm wearing 3 layers of clothing and pantyhose over my face. How do you think I feel?"
Oh, and speaking of alcohol.
We just came back from traumatic grocery shopping of the month. So I introduced my folks to Bacardi Breezer.
Volans - May 21, 2009 10:43:41 am PDT #10521 of 30000
move out and draw fire
Dylan has been doing a weird thing lately where he puts one or both hands over his eyes as if he's got something in them. When you ask if they hurt he says no. (And he's not rubbing his eyes, just covering them.)
Both eyes at the same time? I ask because Mal was experimenting with the whole "Hey, each eye sees something slightly different" thing for a while. It's also possible D's doing the "hey, putting my hand(s) over my eyes makes it hard to see" experiment.
Barb - May 21, 2009 11:11:00 am PDT #10522 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Okay, this is very cool: First African-American woman ordained as a rabbi.
omnis_audis - May 21, 2009 11:30:51 am PDT #10523 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
A guy walks into the admin offices, asking if this is the right place to ask if the theater is hiring. We say yes, do you have a resume? "oh, um, no". I get that you were driving around, and spotted a theater and thought, "oh, I should ask", but what would be the first thing asked of you? A resume. @@
Burrell - May 21, 2009 11:35:49 am PDT #10524 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Ugh Ginger. Sounds very frustrating.
Ginger - May 21, 2009 12:42:28 pm PDT #10525 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Sounds very frustrating.
One problem with this mysterious feeling bad is that I fear becoming one of those people who goes from one wacky cure to another. Googling symptoms gives me pages and pages of I HAVE THE SECRET CURE FOR ____ and for four easy payments of $49.99, my secret herbal formula will..." I suspect some of it is the price I pay for not dying, which is certainly a good thing. I did just get my 5-year clean bill of health, which is pretty exciting for a person with an 83% chance of recurrence in five years and 60% chance of dying. I opted for the most aggressive treatment available, which does mean being poisoned until you're not quite dead.
I get that you were driving around, and spotted a theater and thought, "oh, I should ask", but what would be the first thing asked of you?
I would be worried about hiring someone who didn't have the sense to lie. A person who said, "I don't have it with me, but what's your e-mail?" and then went home and typed up a resume would have a lot more potential.
Trudy Booth - May 21, 2009 12:44:55 pm PDT #10526 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Not dying was deffinately worth it.
If you do want to pursue alternative therapies (I was just having fun with finding one based on camel piss or something) accupuncture or an herbalist who actually talks to you in person could be beneficial for a situation of "systemic weirdness post poisoning". I don't think the internet is your friend in this.