You have a vampire hickey.
I don't fancy spending the next month trying to get librarian out of the carpet.
Spike ,'Chosen'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Polter-Cow - May 20, 2009 10:11:30 am PDT #10409 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Toddson - May 20, 2009 10:13:50 am PDT #10410 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
or, you know, just sort of smile mysteriously ....
Once in college one of the girls came back from summer vacation with a large-ish scar on her neck. When someone asked her about it, she said it was a knife scar ... as we all sat there boggling as to how the nice middle-class girl got into a knife fight, she explained it was her thyroid. Being from Jamaica, she used "knife" to mean "scalpel", possibly not realizing how the USians would hear it.
Burrell - May 20, 2009 10:17:38 am PDT #10411 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I am sure you will be articulate and charming, Jilli.
DavidS - May 20, 2009 10:20:26 am PDT #10412 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I vote that you describe it as a knife fight scar, Aims.
Welcome back, brenda. Lordy, those pictures are gorgeous. I want that seafood!
Barb - May 20, 2009 10:32:16 am PDT #10413 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Now you just have to make up awesome stories about how you got it.
'zactly. Say that Tony and Bernado got into it and while other boys were faffing about the barrio, singing and dancing, you got in and broke up the fight, but not without earning yourself a scar.
But the others... they look much worse.
Vortex - May 20, 2009 10:38:30 am PDT #10414 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Now you just have to make up awesome stories about how you got it.
Knife fight! Or slashed with a beer bottle!
Polter-Cow - May 20, 2009 10:43:44 am PDT #10415 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I say my shoulder scar is a werewolf bite.
Aims - May 20, 2009 10:43:53 am PDT #10416 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Can't use beer bottle - that's the one my sister uses. Dammit.
I'm going to say that I was the first sucessful head transplant. Or the reincarnation of Anne Boelyn and scars transfer through lifetimes.
Shir - May 20, 2009 10:45:31 am PDT #10417 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
"Aliens did it."
tommyrot - May 20, 2009 10:46:33 am PDT #10418 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm going to say that I was the first sucessful head transplant.
As a child, you were the victim of an overly-aggressive game of "Mommy had a baby and her head popped off!"