Have you considered an intervention?

No! She'll get sued! He'll skip straight to the State Supreme Court!

Hi, Kat! Thank you for believing me!

Also today: My friends Jay and Michael got married! And I got them some cupcakes (Yummy Cupcakes, of course) as a present. I thought the Happy Day ones made the most sense. And, of course, I left the cupcakes at home, since I was also their witness, photographer, and florist. And I tore the straps on my dress on the way to the wedding. So I was the stripper too.

And now I need to get my car washed because, no joke, the birds gifted me with 23 presents while I was gone. Disgusting.

I like the newly elected county CEO, but at the moment I don't know if he's brave or nuts. He just sent out an e-mail giving out his home phone number.

And I tore the straps on my dress on the way to the wedding. So I was the stripper too.

O my goodness, Alibelle, this made me laugh so hard!

Brenda-- that man scares me. I feel that man is actually someone who would go for me, and if I were less cranky, I would be engaged to him, though.

Alibelle, is this ballroom Jay? Best wishes to both of them!! so fun! I'm taking Noah here which seems your sort of place. Also, I need someone to see Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants 2 with. Are you up for it?

O my goodness, Alibelle, this made me laugh so hard!

You're welcome! Clearly, I am here to entertain. Happily, I am wearing my prettiest bra today.

Alibelle, is this ballroom Jay? Best wishes to both of them!! so fun! I'm taking Noah here which seems your sort of place. Also, I need someone to see Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants 2 with. Are you up for it?

Yes, it is indeed. I will pass on the best wishes. But they were very cute and sweet. (I also got to be the ring bearer, which was fun.) And that place looks totally AWESOME, by the way. I would've been seriously insistent about going every day when I was little. And yes, I will totally see the Pants movie. When were you thinking?

Brenda-- that man scares me. I feel that man is actually someone who would go for me, and if I were less cranky, I would be engaged to him, though.

Eep. Don't do it! Yay for defensive cranky!

Have you considered an intervention?

Heh. It's just so ugh. It's not like he's a crackhead or someone like DJ's friend's sleazy boyfriend. He's just seriously unpleasant and argumentative and sort of crazy and no one wants to be around him. Why would you marry this guy? We've been hoping she'd eventually come to her senses, but apparently not so much.

Also Tom's probably right about the lawsuit.

And I tore the straps on my dress on the way to the wedding. So I was the stripper too.

A woman of many hats!

How annoying must it be to be the Brazilian beach volleyball team and have "BRA" emblazoned on your , um...bra? I mean, national abbreviation and all, but I think I'd laugh everytime I had to put it on. Why YES, this IS my BRA. Of course, it is probably a different word entirely in Portuguese, so what I just said is stupid.

I'm oversharing.

Yay for defensive cranky!

I have had 2 boyfriends and 0 girlfirends, and one of the boyfriends broke up with me saying "I thought you were a really nice girl, but you are really a bitch". The other one told me "I was not cool and would never be cool" Strangely, the bitch caller (who was right, I was being a bitch) was 22 and the "just not cool" guy was 33!!!!

Of course, it is probably a different word entirely in Portuguese, so what I just said is stupid.

The word is sutiã.