I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.

Dawn ,'Selfless'


Natter 60: Gone In 60 Seconds  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Alibelle - Aug 18, 2008 4:00:13 pm PDT #4136 of 10003
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

O my goodness, Alibelle, this made me laugh so hard!

You're welcome! Clearly, I am here to entertain. Happily, I am wearing my prettiest bra today.

Alibelle, is this ballroom Jay? Best wishes to both of them!! so fun! I'm taking Noah here which seems your sort of place. Also, I need someone to see Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants 2 with. Are you up for it?

Yes, it is indeed. I will pass on the best wishes. But they were very cute and sweet. (I also got to be the ring bearer, which was fun.) And that place looks totally AWESOME, by the way. I would've been seriously insistent about going every day when I was little. And yes, I will totally see the Pants movie. When were you thinking?


brenda m - Aug 18, 2008 4:00:35 pm PDT #4137 of 10003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Brenda-- that man scares me. I feel that man is actually someone who would go for me, and if I were less cranky, I would be engaged to him, though.

Eep. Don't do it! Yay for defensive cranky!

Have you considered an intervention?

Heh. It's just so ugh. It's not like he's a crackhead or someone like DJ's friend's sleazy boyfriend. He's just seriously unpleasant and argumentative and sort of crazy and no one wants to be around him. Why would you marry this guy? We've been hoping she'd eventually come to her senses, but apparently not so much.

Also Tom's probably right about the lawsuit.


sarameg - Aug 18, 2008 4:03:01 pm PDT #4138 of 10003

And I tore the straps on my dress on the way to the wedding. So I was the stripper too.

A woman of many hats!

How annoying must it be to be the Brazilian beach volleyball team and have "BRA" emblazoned on your , um...bra? I mean, national abbreviation and all, but I think I'd laugh everytime I had to put it on. Why YES, this IS my BRA. Of course, it is probably a different word entirely in Portuguese, so what I just said is stupid.

I'm oversharing.


Sophia Brooks - Aug 18, 2008 4:04:51 pm PDT #4139 of 10003
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Yay for defensive cranky!

I have had 2 boyfriends and 0 girlfirends, and one of the boyfriends broke up with me saying "I thought you were a really nice girl, but you are really a bitch". The other one told me "I was not cool and would never be cool" Strangely, the bitch caller (who was right, I was being a bitch) was 22 and the "just not cool" guy was 33!!!!


Kat - Aug 18, 2008 4:11:55 pm PDT #4140 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Of course, it is probably a different word entirely in Portuguese, so what I just said is stupid.

The word is sutiã.


sarameg - Aug 18, 2008 4:12:37 pm PDT #4141 of 10003

See??!!


Jesse - Aug 18, 2008 4:13:11 pm PDT #4142 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

And I tore the straps on my dress on the way to the wedding. So I was the stripper too.

Ha!

Is it just me, or does Lolo Jones look like she could be the sister of Rashida Jones?


Kat - Aug 18, 2008 4:15:20 pm PDT #4143 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Um. This morning we changed Noah from his cloth diaper to a disposable swim diaper at the beach. Now I can't find the cloth diaper. DOH.


sarameg - Aug 18, 2008 4:19:49 pm PDT #4144 of 10003

Well, if you left it at the beach, at least you won't start smelling it in a few? Or did you misplace the cover too? Cause that would suck.


Kat - Aug 18, 2008 4:21:34 pm PDT #4145 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

It was a super diaper! All In One extra absorbent.

And, we were driving Lori's car (sorry Lori).

Kayaking 2.0? FAIL.