And I tore the straps on my dress on the way to the wedding. So I was the stripper too.
A woman of many hats!
How annoying must it be to be the Brazilian beach volleyball team and have "BRA" emblazoned on your , um...bra? I mean, national abbreviation and all, but I think I'd laugh everytime I had to put it on. Why YES, this IS my BRA. Of course, it is probably a different word entirely in Portuguese, so what I just said is stupid.
I'm oversharing.
Yay for defensive cranky!
I have had 2 boyfriends and 0 girlfirends, and one of the boyfriends broke up with me saying "I thought you were a really nice girl, but you are really a bitch". The other one told me "I was not cool and would never be cool" Strangely, the bitch caller (who was right, I was being a bitch) was 22 and the "just not cool" guy was 33!!!!
And I tore the straps on my dress on the way to the wedding. So I was the stripper too.
Ha!
Is it just me, or does Lolo Jones look like she could be the sister of Rashida Jones?
Um. This morning we changed Noah from his cloth diaper to a disposable swim diaper at the beach. Now I can't find the cloth diaper. DOH.
Well, if you left it at the beach, at least you won't start smelling it in a few? Or did you misplace the cover too? Cause that would suck.
It was a super diaper! All In One extra absorbent.
And, we were driving Lori's car (sorry Lori).
Kayaking 2.0? FAIL.
One year, my mom got me a mumu for xmas. Why does she hate me?
Last year, my mother gave me a special kettle that you can use to boil water in the microwave.
Fail how? Lost diaper or rebellious Noah?