She didn't even touch her pumpkin. It's a freak with no face.

Willow ,'Help'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


hippocampus - Apr 21, 2008 10:02:51 am PDT #5740 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

Is it even possible to swaddle a 10-month old?

my memory of this is flaky. I've asked DH. I think we swaddled her some in New Zealand, because of the time changes. and the 5 teeth she was cutting.

I know people who have succeeded at sleep training too. Iris is stubborn enough to cry for 5 hours straight. She hunger-struck at her preschool when they wouldn't let her drink juice, only water. Not Joking.


Steph L. - Apr 21, 2008 10:03:57 am PDT #5741 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

they wouldn't let her drink juice, only water.

Why did they ban juice? That seems mean.


Cashmere - Apr 21, 2008 10:04:53 am PDT #5742 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

The fight against childhood obesity begins with the evil juice box. Feh.


Jessica - Apr 21, 2008 10:05:32 am PDT #5743 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Again, DO NOT PICK BABY UP. Soothe all you want, but not for too long, and leave the kid in the crib, for the love of all that's holy.

That's pretty much our plan, with a couple variations. First, if he's standing up in his crib when we go in (which is likely), we're allowed to pick him up just to lay him back down. (Otherwise, nothing but "sh sh sh" and pats on the back.) And second, we're using a *very* gentle slope for the time intervals (3,3,5,5,8,8,10,10,12,12,15) in order to minimize the risk of D screaming until he throws up.

DH and I have also apologized to each other in advance for the extreme bitchiness that is likely to result from the next three sleepless nightss.


Steph L. - Apr 21, 2008 10:07:58 am PDT #5744 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

The fight against childhood obesity begins with the evil juice box. Feh.

Man, I could rant on that stupidity for DAYS. Growing kids need calories, damn it.


hippocampus - Apr 21, 2008 10:08:50 am PDT #5745 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

The fight against childhood obesity begins with the evil juice box. Feh.

this. I had to get a doctors' note to let her bring in diluted prune juice because, thanks to the ban & her stubbornness, her system was going nuts.

My child and her attachment to what she Knows Is Right. Let me show you it.

ETA: edited to pass Jessica & DH a well earned, newly discovered babysitter and a night out when all is done.


Connie Neil - Apr 21, 2008 10:11:45 am PDT #5746 of 10001
brillig

I cower and make obeisance in the direction of folks with the intestinal fortitude to raise kids right.

I am not of that number.


Nora Deirdre - Apr 21, 2008 10:12:47 am PDT #5747 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

My child and her attachment to what she Knows Is Right. Let me show you it.

her body may actually be knowing What Is Right and not accepting that no juice fucking bullshit.


Amy - Apr 21, 2008 10:13:47 am PDT #5748 of 10001
Because books.

DH and I have also apologized to each other in advance for the extreme bitchiness that is likely to result from the next three sleepless nightss.

Wise.

Also, yay with the slope! It's a good idea. I'm not as precise as all that, and am ...also lazy, so.

I was way lucky with all of the kids and sleeping, so take that as you will. I will send sleep vibes Dylan's way! And towards Iris and Casper and Owen and Liv and Matilda and Lillian ...


Steph L. - Apr 21, 2008 10:13:48 am PDT #5749 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

her body may actually be knowing What Is Right and not accepting that no juice fucking bullshit.

Ah, the Obesity Scare(TM): making "malnourished" the new "healthy."