I see your uhhhhhhhhhhh and raise you a gnyeh.

Buffy ,'Potential'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Apr 21, 2008 6:49:05 am PDT #5693 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

"The inner life of Pi: not a cookbook"

"Pi: Not Dessert, Bitches!!!"


Connie Neil - Apr 21, 2008 6:50:09 am PDT #5694 of 10001
brillig

"Planck's Constant: Mrs. Planck relieved"

Which is actually a rip-off from a line from a Barbara Hambly book.


tommyrot - Apr 21, 2008 6:52:33 am PDT #5695 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"I've Got Avogadro's Number"


Steph L. - Apr 21, 2008 7:00:54 am PDT #5696 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

"I've Got Avogadro's Number"

My brother actually wrote a song with that title. At the time, he and I were the only 2 people who (1) got it, and (b) found it HILARIOUS, for lo, we are humongous dorks.


DavidS - Apr 21, 2008 7:02:01 am PDT #5697 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Heh. My friend Gary has a song which includes Pi, Planck's constant and Avogodro.


Emily - Apr 21, 2008 7:02:02 am PDT #5698 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I like imagining their inner lives too much.

I'm pretty sure most mathematicians have favorite numbers. I myself, though not a mathematician, assign them personalities. This may be why I'm not a mathematician, but there you are.


Vortex - Apr 21, 2008 7:03:43 am PDT #5699 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

He showed up to the mediation with his mother and his lawyer.

heh. when I dealt with student grievances, if someone mentioned the word lawyer, I said "if you want this to rise to legal action, I will call the General Counsel's office right now and get this off my desk. Be aware that the GC' priority for grievance matters is pretty low, so it may take several months to resolve."

Student showed up with a parent to a grievance, told them that they had to wait outside. Mother threw a fit, I just looked at her and told her that our policy was very clear and that I'd told her kid that she couldn't be there. She paused and said "you told him that?" I said yes. She turned to her kid, and he said "yeah, but I didn't think it was a big deal" I think at that point she figured out that she may not have the whole story, so she backed down.


tommyrot - Apr 21, 2008 7:05:57 am PDT #5700 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

She paused and said "you told him that?" I said yes. She turned to her kid, and he said "yeah, but I didn't think it was a big deal" I think at that point she figured out that she may not have the whole story, so she backed down.

Heh.


Sparky1 - Apr 21, 2008 7:15:34 am PDT #5701 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

In this case, the campus mediator was running the meeting because when she'd turned him in for cheating, that office then runs the show so (supposedly) everyone gets the same treatment. My sister just wanted to be rid of him, thus the offer of a make up exam she was sure he couldn't pass. So he's gone, and the mediator thinks her offer was "exceedingly generous".

The students here start exams today.


Volans - Apr 21, 2008 7:17:57 am PDT #5702 of 10001
move out and draw fire

All the jobma, Kristin! You will rock that position like a rocking thing.