Mal: Yeah, well, just be careful. We cheated Badger out of good money to buy that frippery, and you're supposed to make me look respectable. Kaylee: Yes, sir, Captain Tightpants.

'Shindig'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Apr 21, 2008 7:00:54 am PDT #5696 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

"I've Got Avogadro's Number"

My brother actually wrote a song with that title. At the time, he and I were the only 2 people who (1) got it, and (b) found it HILARIOUS, for lo, we are humongous dorks.


DavidS - Apr 21, 2008 7:02:01 am PDT #5697 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Heh. My friend Gary has a song which includes Pi, Planck's constant and Avogodro.


Emily - Apr 21, 2008 7:02:02 am PDT #5698 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I like imagining their inner lives too much.

I'm pretty sure most mathematicians have favorite numbers. I myself, though not a mathematician, assign them personalities. This may be why I'm not a mathematician, but there you are.


Vortex - Apr 21, 2008 7:03:43 am PDT #5699 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

He showed up to the mediation with his mother and his lawyer.

heh. when I dealt with student grievances, if someone mentioned the word lawyer, I said "if you want this to rise to legal action, I will call the General Counsel's office right now and get this off my desk. Be aware that the GC' priority for grievance matters is pretty low, so it may take several months to resolve."

Student showed up with a parent to a grievance, told them that they had to wait outside. Mother threw a fit, I just looked at her and told her that our policy was very clear and that I'd told her kid that she couldn't be there. She paused and said "you told him that?" I said yes. She turned to her kid, and he said "yeah, but I didn't think it was a big deal" I think at that point she figured out that she may not have the whole story, so she backed down.


tommyrot - Apr 21, 2008 7:05:57 am PDT #5700 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

She paused and said "you told him that?" I said yes. She turned to her kid, and he said "yeah, but I didn't think it was a big deal" I think at that point she figured out that she may not have the whole story, so she backed down.

Heh.


Sparky1 - Apr 21, 2008 7:15:34 am PDT #5701 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

In this case, the campus mediator was running the meeting because when she'd turned him in for cheating, that office then runs the show so (supposedly) everyone gets the same treatment. My sister just wanted to be rid of him, thus the offer of a make up exam she was sure he couldn't pass. So he's gone, and the mediator thinks her offer was "exceedingly generous".

The students here start exams today.


Volans - Apr 21, 2008 7:17:57 am PDT #5702 of 10001
move out and draw fire

All the jobma, Kristin! You will rock that position like a rocking thing.


-t - Apr 21, 2008 7:19:36 am PDT #5703 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Aw, I never learned the quadratic equation song. That's cute. I can only ever be sure I've remembered it right by deriving it. Completing the square is fun!

Another finch whacked itself into my front window this morning,right in front of the cats. Fortunately, the felines were too transfixed by the sight of a bird right there o the other side of the glass to figure out that they could go out their usual open window at the other end of the house and go around to the porch, so I had time to move it into the tree before they could stalk and/or pounce.

In happier bird news, my local black-chinned hummingbird came by he front feeder this weekend. I only see the hummers (there's one of the ruby-throated guys, also, an Anna's, maybe?) once or twice a week - they must come by and feed more often than that, but they've got places to be and don't stay long so if I don't happen to be looking at the right time I miss them. Sometimes one will accompany me on a bit of a walk through the wildlife refuge. Any time I see one, the never fail to lift my spirits. Those guys fear nothing but starvation.


Sparky1 - Apr 21, 2008 7:24:37 am PDT #5704 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Another finch whacked itself into my front window

Time to find some decals or something for that window? [link]


-t - Apr 21, 2008 7:31:34 am PDT #5705 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I was thinking maybe I should do that, but I don't want to be looking out through semi-transparent decals, either. That ColliDescape stuff looks interesting, but I'm not sure I believe it'll be transparent from the inside.