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Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sparky1 - Apr 21, 2008 4:26:57 am PDT #5676 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

We are dealing with students sharing tests right now for an on-line class, and it is really difficult to prove.

Remember that student of my sister's from last week who had the right answers to the other version of the exam and said he didn't cheat and copy off someone else, but was "lucky" and "guessed"? He showed up to the mediation with his mother and his lawyer. My sister ended up giving him last year's test to take immediately, and he got something like a 49%. She figures that's the last she'll hear from him.


hippocampus - Apr 21, 2008 4:47:07 am PDT #5677 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

He showed up to the mediation with his mother and his lawyer.

see how nice your sister is. I would have been looking for an airlock. or a pointy stick.


Aims - Apr 21, 2008 4:49:19 am PDT #5678 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

(Please to know I was kidding about having someone take my exam for me. I get very very frustrated with math sometimes.)


Sparky1 - Apr 21, 2008 4:49:58 am PDT #5679 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

I would have been looking for an airlock. or a pointy stick.

I laffed and laffed... thinking, "oh, yes... this is the way to help your kids to independence."


Cashmere - Apr 21, 2008 4:53:05 am PDT #5680 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

(Please to know I was kidding about having someone take my exam for me. I get very very frustrated with math sometimes.)

Aims, I'm married to an actuary and I don't remember the quadratic equation. I know you're kidding. It's ok.

Come to think of it, I married an actuary so I'd NEVER have to do math again.


hippocampus - Apr 21, 2008 4:56:06 am PDT #5681 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

Come to think of it, I married an actuary so I'd NEVER have to do math again.

Cashmere is me, substituting chemist for actuary.

oh... that reminds me. ::heads for Press...::

eta: YAY - been meaning to do that for 12 hours now... WHEE.


Emily - Apr 21, 2008 5:13:18 am PDT #5682 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I don't remember the quadratic equation.

You know you can sing it to "Pop Goes the Weasel," right?

First you take the negative b
Plus or minus square root
B squared minus 4 a c
All over 2 a.


Hil R. - Apr 21, 2008 5:22:49 am PDT #5683 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Hee. I learned almost the same quadratic formula song as Emily, except we learned it as "x is equal to negative b, plus or minus the square root of," etc.

When I went Passover shopping this year, they were out of the brands of matzo I usually get, so I bought some British brand. They're thinner than I'm used to, and rectangular instead of square. Interesting.


tommyrot - Apr 21, 2008 5:27:44 am PDT #5684 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

When I was in high school and I couldn't get to sleep, sometimes I'd derive the quadratic equation in my head....

I found it a little annoying in HS math where we spent several days solving quadratic equations before they showed us the formula, which suddenly made things much easier. But then I just figured "that's the way math is...."


Emily - Apr 21, 2008 5:30:56 am PDT #5685 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I only learned the song in grad school! But I learned it both ways, and of course if the teacher worries that the students might get confused when b is negative, you might want to make it "opposite b," as one teacher I worked with said it.