That's disturbing. You're emotionally scarred and will end up badly.

Anya ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Java cat - Apr 18, 2008 5:53:28 pm PDT #5509 of 10001
Not javachik

My uncle, for some bizarre reason, is suggesting I give the fucking car to him (for my cousin) rather than buying it back from me since he made me buy it from him.

Sounds like my oldest sister, who, yonks ago "gave" me an old tv she and her then-hubby weren't using when I left a FAC and ventured out on my own ... and then when I moved to my current county, made me pay her the repair fee for work they'd had done on it before I left the FAC and moved to the area. Somehow it held water for her; like, right.

ND, belated happy birthday! Is it wrong that I feel sorry for your kitty? Sounds like he's pissed off and wants to go outside. Nature's Miracle works pretty good for the stink.

eta for missing noun.


javachik - Apr 18, 2008 6:17:01 pm PDT #5510 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

From way back:

In other job news, I am being interviewed by a slew of my colleagues and bosses on Monday for the 10th grade class dean position. Meep. The position is basically a class advisor--I'd have a slightly reduced teaching load, a tiny raise, and become the main coordinator/liaison for the grade.

You certainly are ready. Go get 'em!!


omnis_audis - Apr 18, 2008 6:44:33 pm PDT #5511 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Ok, this is a cross-thread response to MM from lightbulbs (but I'm far too behind there to post yet)

List of things to create:
Transporter
Time Machine
Death Ray
Lightbulbs TiVo (see: Time Machine for possible cross-applications)
Cyborg Zombie Ninja Army of Doom
Sandwich Machine
um. Can I order (1) time machine, (1) sandwich maker, and (1) transporter, unless I need one for departure point and one for destination... then I might need a handful of them


NoiseDesign - Apr 18, 2008 6:55:31 pm PDT #5512 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

I'll be happy with the transporter.


Pix - Apr 18, 2008 6:57:22 pm PDT #5513 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Dibs on the Cyborg Zombie Ninja Army of Doom.


omnis_audis - Apr 18, 2008 8:27:10 pm PDT #5514 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Kristin, have I mentioned how nice that shirt brings out the color of your eyes?

:: locks all windows & doors and puts on jagged glass on the window sills to keep army of ninjas from sneaking in ::


omnis_audis - Apr 18, 2008 9:46:49 pm PDT #5515 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I found this funny: [link]


meara - Apr 18, 2008 10:54:46 pm PDT #5516 of 10001

Aimee, would it be helpful enough if someone did it over instant messenger or the phone with you?? I would be willing to do either (though, I'd probably need to review the stuff, it's been a while!)

Went dancing tonight. Damn GILF. Keeps sucking me into her drama. She's not even being flirty really, anymore, so I can't blame her for that. She just dances really well with me. And I love that. Hrmph. Sigh.

Also: anyone have helpful suggestions of what to wear to a "zombies in the park" birthday party tomorrow? Especially things I might already have around the house, or look good in? or makeup tips?


omnis_audis - Apr 18, 2008 11:44:54 pm PDT #5517 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

or look good in?
based on pics (as I have yet to meet you)... um, anything!

/no help

(can that tag close for me? Seems not today)


hippocampus - Apr 19, 2008 3:59:48 am PDT #5518 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

javachik - backflung from a different addy.