I just searched for my latest potential future wife on Facebook (she's in Oakland, so I thought maybe I would be able to see her profile, but I can't).
It says we have 1 mutual friend.
And that mutual friend is #5.
Are you kidding me?
You know, I just... I woke up, and I looked in the mirror, and I thought, hey, what's with all the sin? I need to change. I'm... I'm dirty. I'm, I'm bad with the... sex and the envy and that, that loud music us kids listen to nowadays.
Buffy ,'Lessons'
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Polter-Cow - Apr 17, 2008 6:46:00 am PDT #5156 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Stephanie - Apr 17, 2008 6:46:47 am PDT #5157 of 10001
Trust my rage
what is #5?
Steph L. - Apr 17, 2008 6:49:10 am PDT #5158 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
That robot in the Steve Gutenberg movie from the 80s.
Connie Neil - Apr 17, 2008 6:49:11 am PDT #5159 of 10001
brillig
I remember doing Microsoft Tech Support. This woman called up and said, "I hope this doesn't take long, I just took a sleeping pill."
It's an odd mind that thinks, "Hm, my computer's a mess and I need a nap. I know, I'll call tech support then take a sleeping pill. Or maybe the other way around, I don't know."
Polter-Cow - Apr 17, 2008 6:49:30 am PDT #5160 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
what is #5?
My previous potential future wife, suggested to me by another relative and unknown to the rest of my family. We had dinner together and had a nice time, and then she flaked out forever and ever and I stopped trying to get together again. But she seemed nice.
Stephanie - Apr 17, 2008 6:51:01 am PDT #5161 of 10001
Trust my rage
That robot in the Steve Gutenberg movie from the 80s.
Hmm - the "no disassemble!" robot, right? Well, at least P-C and lpfw have something in common.
ION, I am making cookies for a party here tonight. I Love making cookie dough but HATE waiting for them to cook.
eta: I totally should know better than to take Steph's statement at face value.
eta: to P-C - does that mean that can call previous pfw and check you out?
hippocampus - Apr 17, 2008 6:52:39 am PDT #5162 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
sorry for the somewhat over the top patient's-rights-rant.
Frankenbuddha - Apr 17, 2008 6:55:09 am PDT #5163 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
On further reading, I'm pretty sure this was meant to be a joke.
Well, since Steely Dan was named after a series of steel dildoes in William S. Burrough's NAKED LUNCH, I would hope so.
Do they not have ANYONE there who knows ANYTHING about beer?
Seriously. It's not like their list is THAT extensive (I'm still boggled how the folks at the Publick House can keep everything straight, but they seem extremely knowledgable about every beer they have).
Speaking of which, I'll be hitting the Publick House tonight! Psyched!
what is #5?
You are number 6.
Polter-Cow - Apr 17, 2008 6:55:25 am PDT #5164 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
P-C - does that mean that can call previous pfw and check you out?
I have no idea. I just find it totally weird!
Also, I have come to the conclusion that I am a horrible Indian. Every other Indian person I check on Facebook has gobs and gobs of Indian friends.
Jessica - Apr 17, 2008 6:58:33 am PDT #5165 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Well, since Steely Dan was named after a series of steel dildoes in William S. Burrough's NAKED LUNCH, I would hope so.
Hey cut me some slack, I was reading pre-coffee...
(Is this where I mention that Donald Fagen was my uncle's college roommate and I've had lunch with him? Name-dropping, it's what's for breakfast!)