You hope to make her not be an accountant?

That was my reaction too.

"No wife of P-C's will be... doing accounting!"

Ha ha ha. So perhaps I'll reword that.

9. I am just as confused about and scared of this whole process our parents are putting us through as you are.

Is it possible she's not really scared of the process?

How much do you know about her now?

P-C if she was me I'd be so enticed. #8 made me feel a little melty.

Not like THAT. Geez.

and what's so wrong with that? As long as you want to scare off poly girls it is funny so leave it in.

I wonder if the right girl for you might be kind of naive but curious about pop culture. You could develop your relationship while introducing her to your favorite shows for the first time. If so maybe #2 is a little intimidating.

Is it possible she's not really scared of the process?

Yes. But everyone keeps telling me to keep in mind that she (in general) probably is, and it might be good not to pretend that this isn't horribly awkward.

How much do you know about her now?

That she's an accountant. Seriously, that's fucking it. And what she looks like.

If so maybe #2 is a little intimidating.

You think so? I tried not to make it sound like she has to like everything I do, but I do think loving stories is one of my more salient characteristics. That's what you're getting yourself into when you know me: all the stuff in my head.

As I was reading #2 I felt that if I wasn't a fan of all these things, I had an awful lot of catching up to do. I should note that as of 10:05 tonight I am officially on vacation and therefore I have had a cordial. I am about to dispense myself another so my advice is probably suspect.

You think so? I tried not to make it sound like she has to like everything I do, but I do think loving stories is one of my more salient characteristics. That's what you're getting yourself into when you know me: all the stuff in my head.

I think it's probably ok. Although you want to present yourself in a good light, you're still looking to make a connection, not a sale, so it's probably more of a worry to feel untrue to yourself than to scare off a particular potential wife before she has a chance to become a kinetic wife.

In that vein, though, you might decide to clarify which xkcd character you are in point 3. If she gets the wrong idea, then she could get the wrong idea.

2. I love stories. TV, movies, books, comics, stories in any form. I consume media like nobody's business. Right now, I'm in the middle of watching *Deadwood* and reading *Y: The Last Man*. If you've seen my biodata, I think there's a big long list of stuff. Multiple lists, to my recollection. Please don't feel that you have to have the same lists as I do. If there's one thing I like more than making people laugh, it's introducing them to things I love.

In that vein, though, you might decide to clarify which xkcd character you are in point 3. If she gets the wrong idea, then she could get the wrong idea.

Heh. "I...promise not to choke you to death." (I don't think it needs clarification since, well, I am clearly the male character. But then again, if anything can get misinterpreted, it will.)

3. As such, this is me:

http://xkcd.com/307/

I am on the left. In real life, I have more hair.

Although you want to present yourself in a good light, you're still looking to make a connection, not a sale

billytea is wise

billytea is wise

And married! I have, um, street cred! Except, obviously, when talking about street cred. I can never get the hand gestures right.