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I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.

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Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Hil R. - Apr 16, 2008 3:33:26 pm PDT #5054 of 10001

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I went to Kosher-Mart in Rockville. I've been to a few of the kosher grocery stores around here, and it seems like Kosher-Mart is the biggest.

P.M. Marc - Apr 16, 2008 3:38:17 pm PDT #5055 of 10001

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

p-c, to my gmail? Hasn't shown yet, so I will check the spamtrap at home.

Glamcookie - Apr 16, 2008 3:42:18 pm PDT #5056 of 10001

I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

How about:

Anyway, just wanted you to know that I appreciate your honesty and will strive to meet (hey, maybe even surpass!) your expectations in the future.

We are on friendly terms so I think he'll laugh at the parens remark.

Nora Deirdre - Apr 16, 2008 4:26:09 pm PDT #5057 of 10001

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

OK, heh. After our discussion of the Gulu-Gulu cafe here, I decided to go for a quick beer to kill time before my massage. I order the Hennipin. It's pouring mostly foam. OK. I order the McChouffe- it looks like this: [link]

What I get, no lie, looks like this: [link]

I pointed out the color discrepancy and was told "It's a *Belgian* brown ale" as if somehow the color brown is completely different in Belgium. I take a sip; it is SO NOT anything EVEN resembling a) Belgian ale b) Scotch ale (one of the style inspirations) c) a brown ale. It is crisp and bitter- it's a fucking pilsner! I mean, it's so absurd, that I half expect that the hipsters are conducting some sort of social experiment to expose beer snobs as total fools. Despite the server's protestations, I return the beer and get a Sierra Nevada ESB in the bottle.

So funny.

Sparky1 - Apr 16, 2008 4:26:24 pm PDT #5058 of 10001

Librarian Warlord

Excellent, GC. Professors rarely get appreciated for their grading, and you'll have established a good working rapport.

You should reward yourself with a new pair of shoes!

tommyrot - Apr 16, 2008 4:28:30 pm PDT #5059 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You should reward yourself with a new pair of shoes!

We should all reward ourselves with new shoes!

amych - Apr 16, 2008 4:29:43 pm PDT #5060 of 10001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Nora! Dude! That's beer fraud!!!

(And Sierra ESB is a fine bottled beer. But I'm sorry about your lost Hennepin, as it's a fave of mine...)

(Have I mentioned lately how y'all bring out my barely-hidden inner beer snob?)

WindSparrow - Apr 16, 2008 4:38:58 pm PDT #5061 of 10001

Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Happy birthday, NoiseDesign!

Nora Deirdre - Apr 16, 2008 4:39:50 pm PDT #5062 of 10001

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Nora! Dude! That's beer fraud!!!

I emailed the cafe to express my displeasure. I included those links and raised my eyebrows at the fact that the McChouffe is the mort expensive draft beer

Polter-Cow - Apr 16, 2008 4:58:07 pm PDT #5063 of 10001

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

p-c, to my gmail?

Yep. It's probably in your spam folder. Le sigh.

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